Does that master have a funny punchline?

The face is something outside the body, but you can not want it, and money is a necessary thing, so you have to ask for it.

Tell me some jokes, I know it! 1 "New Diva" sang rock and roll in the dormitory hoarsely: "I want to change, I want to change ......."The "bookworm" who was reading a book suddenly looked up and asked

Aren't the toilets empty? 2 The boys and girls in the school walk in the same room, so there are often students of the opposite sex who meet, which is quite embarrassing. One day, the bookworm walked to the door, and happened to meet a school girl who walked out in a wet state, and the bookworm couldn't dodge and said hello

Are there a lot of people in there? 3. I once had dinner with my friends at a restaurant. We sat there waiting for the waiter to serve us food.

After a while, a beggar walked behind his friend with a bowl and touched him gently, imagining that he was asking for money. The occasional friend was chatting with the occasional friend, thinking that it was the waiter who served the meal, so he didn't turn around and took the rice bowl in the beggar's hand and put it in front. We were all there, and the beggar wanted to cry without tears (he couldn't think of this when he was killed, and someone would grab a job) 4 When I was in college, my buddy met a beautiful woman on campus, and it was love at first sight, and he couldn't give up every day...

The upstairs is good, and I got it.

When you don't have money.

Waiting for the return, raising pigs, when there is a rich system, raising dogs.

When you don't have money, you eat wild vegetables at home, and when you have money, you eat wild vegetables at hotels.

When you don't have money, you ride your bike on the road, and when you have money, you ride your bike in the living room.

I want to get married when I don't have money, and I want to divorce when I have money.

When you don't have money, your wife is a secretary, and when you have money, you have a secretary and a wife.

Pretend to have money when you don't have money, and pretend to have no money when you have money.

People, don't tell the truth:

Say ** is a drug, they are all playing;

Saying that money is a sin is being fished for;

said that beauty is a curse, and they all want it;

said that the high places are not cold, and they are all climbing;

If you say that smoking and drinking hurt your body, you won't quit;

Say that heaven is the best, don't go!

In today's society, the poor eat meat, the rich eat shrimp, and the leading cadres eat Wang Ba;

Men want to be tall, women want to be thin, dogs wear clothes and people show their flesh;

In the past, I left my first child to my husband, but now I leave my first child to my husband;

Chickens crow in the morning in the countryside, and chickens crow in the city at night;

The actors of the old society do not sell their bodies, and the actors of the new society do not sell their bodies.

Heroes don't ask about the way out, hooligans don't look at age; People are not smart, and they learn to be bald; Don't look for me for anything, let alone for anything; As long as the hoe dances well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down; Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you; You told me to get out, I got out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away; Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans have cultural ......; There is nothing difficult to drive, but I am afraid that there will be new people; A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female; The mining disaster continues to be reviewed, and property prices are rising under control; XP doesn't wield, you and I are DOS; Sleepless in the morning; Sleep at night; Senior brother, I heard that the meat of the second senior brother is more expensive than the master's; Only women and English are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find; Earn other people's money and to hell with poverty; Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money; I am like a fly lying on a glass, with a bright future but no way out; If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible; Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time to make people see it; I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say.

Include this sentence and the first two sentences. I'm done talking; You can't hang yourself from one tree, you have to die a few more times in a few nearby trees; Go your own way, let others take a taxi (go someone else's way, let others be cornered); You think I'm going to watch you die? I'll close my eyes; It's been a long time since anyone has blown cowhide so fresh and refined; When I woke up, it was dark; If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength**; How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the green building; I will allow you to come into my world, but you will never be allowed to walk around in my world; Cherish life - God still keeps you alive, so there must be His arrangement; The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people's wages; The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, it may be a Tang monk; Winged ones don't have to be angels, they can also be birdmen!

Summary. Hello, glad to answer for you. What's the next sentence of humor, hello, dear.

What is the next sentence of humor and humor 1, talented, humorous, warm as jade; Don't follow the crowd in life, enjoy the simple and plain. 2. Talented, humorous, tranquil as a chrysanthemum, not for fame and fortune, only for what he loves. 3. Talented, humorous, flowers bloom and women love women.

Hello, glad to answer for you. What is the next sentence of the humor of the dark bucket leather shed, hello, dear. What is the next sentence of humor and humor 1, talented, humorous, warm as jade; Don't follow the crowd in life, enjoy the simple and plain.

2. Hold the shed is talented, humorous, tranquil as a chrysanthemum, not for fame and fortune, only for the ** you love. 3. Talented, humorous, flowers bloom and women love women.

How to be humorous? Communication is a bridge between people, and speaking humorously can produce twice the result with half the effort for communication. Usually watch more, listen more, read more and learn more Zen and all humor is inseparable from the usual accumulation, the more you accumulate, the easier it is to accumulate thick and thin, the usual knowledge is integrated, and interesting expressions are sleepy and old.

As the saying goes: "Nothing new under the sun." "The embarrassment you have experienced may have been experienced by others, and others can have skillful coping skills due to different growth environments, which you can't understand, but can be mastered through acquired learning.

If you have a wide range of knowledge, you will have the confidence in your heart, and you will no longer be afraid and do not know what to do.

Find 3 things, such as 3 cups, when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second grind to say "love", the third one says "water", the beautiful name is to test the speed of your friend's response, after a few times, keep knocking on the first, 3If your friend follows and says, "Forget, forget, forget, forget, Wang, blind brother rents Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.

Adventure story. Grandparents and grandchildren go to sea to experience danger!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with the water, and on this day, the weather is very good, so he called his little grandson to go out to sea to fish together. Who knew that not long after going to sea, the weather suddenly changed, and there were wind and waves on the sea. The little grandson was very scared, and the grandfather comforted him

Don't be afraid, grandpa has been skilled for so many years, what are you afraid of with this little wind and waves?

Suddenly, a big wave came and split the pulp into two sections.

Grandpa reluctantly said to his grandson: Good grandson, the pulp is over!

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was embarrassed, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!."”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!."”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!."”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will you be able to do it?”

Everyone was angry and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!".”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!."”

Wang Lang followed up and said, "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!."”

Cao Cao stared when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to pick himself up, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!."”

Not true!Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!."”

Xun You said: "The fart is from You!”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rushed)!."”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is from Ji (squeezed)!."”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!."”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!."”

Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold!."”

Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong's (red)!."”

Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!."”

Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!."”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling and staggering.

Cao Cao fainted angrily.

You don't need to rely on physical evidence to live well.