Boring, helping, telling jokes, having fun

You go to see the Happy Camp and laugh at you.

A: I have a friend who drinks wine and eats meat, and you don't have a friend who can't come to him: Wine and meat.

A: I can't say that, he's very interesting.

B: How interesting.

A: Once I asked him for money, and asked him to pay back the 10 yuan that he borrowed from me 20 years ago B: It's worth it.

A: **As soon as you get through, your family will understand. Don't worry, brother, I'll send you home in the evening. Look at this friend!

B: Just wait.

A: Later, I called ** again, and the first time it was turned off.

B: I guess it's out of power.

A: The second call, "Sorry, the user you dialed is not in the service area".

B: The estimated signal is not good.

A: The third time, guess what.

B: What's the matter?

A: Sorry, the person you're calling doesn't have a mobile phone!

B: It's better not to have this friend.

A: In these days, you can't even rely on people, even animals.

B: Why can't it be trusted?

A: I went home on Saturday to kill a chicken and improve my life. As a result, the rooster is too thief, and he can't catch B: What should I do?

A: I had an idea, and I grabbed the hen in my hand. I took the mother machine and said to the rooster, you come down, if you don't come down, I will let you be a bachelor, you know what the rooster says.

B: How do you say that?

A: You think I'm stupid, and she'll be a widow if I go down... B: Ahem.

Send you a joke, don't be bored anymore!

If I give birth to a son in the future, the name will be "so handsome", and others will say "so handsome father" when they see me.

Work, take a step back and open the sky, love, take a step back and go to the empty building.

Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money!

When I'm drunk, I won't accept anyone, I'll hold on to the wall!

I'm like a fly lying on a glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out If eating more fish can make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whale ......My friends, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well.

A female classmate was darker, her boyfriend was too white, and one day the queen who had a poisonous tongue in the dormitory suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras".

I'm not a casual person, I'm not a person when I get up casually.

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Include this sentence and the first two sentences. That's all I said.

If the tree does not have bark, it will surely die; People are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Lovers eventually become family members.

A Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" for the students, and asked the students to dictate it

Wo Chun" ("I'm Stupid").

Dark plum ghost flower (I have no culture), lying on the branch (I have a very low IQ), lying like water (to ask who I am), easy to see through the spring green (a big stupid donkey), the shore is like green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a donkey), the shore is like a green (I am a stupid donkey)!

Because you're afraid to laugh! So you're bored!

I'm hoe, you're noon! Hoe.. Rice plant.. Day.. While.. Noon..