A hilarious and in depth personality signature . 5

Women are like clothes, but sister is the temperament you can't wear.

You are two or not two, two is there, not three or four.

Thanks to the people who hit me, I learned to hit others.

The biggest tragedy in life is that the youth is gone, and the acne is still there.

Waiter, come to the bowl with tears on your face. "I'm sorry, but there's only a pigeon left in our store."

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock, and behind every successful Ultraman there is a wounded little monster.

Behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is underravaged.

Although my handwriting is ugly, I am still confident compared to the doctor's handwriting.

Picking up a girl is like hanging QQ, coaxing her for 2 hours a day, and soon the sun will be shining.

What has been said can not be counted, and the person you like has to be changed every day.

As the old saying goes: "If you have a threesome, you must have a light bulb." ”

It's not like I'm dead, I just like to hide in the corner and watch you be unlucky.

Where there is no cow dung at the end of the world, why bother to love a piece of.

I didn't say you were shameless, I meant that you were all shameless.

If that's not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.

Mom won't have to worry about my studies anymore, so easy.!!With a backgammon lighter in his left hand and a textbook in his right hand, he doesn't know how to light ,.!

Being single means that you are strong enough and patient to wait for the person who deserves you.

Life is like playing **, you are the first to hang up, I am the first to hang!

1. I'm sorry for some people and things. Some love, I feel helpless.

2. Anything can be fake in this society, but I can't tolerate money being fake.

3. I fell in love with it, pursued it, got good, was happy, and was not long, tired of it, noisy, light, and scattered.

4. Uncle Peasants, you have worked hard, if it weren't for your hard work, I don't know how many rich people died of starvation.

5. Happiness is that when you have no money, you find a wrinkled 100 yuan in your old jeans.

6. There are some things that do not need to be forced. Some people don't need to be forced to stay.

7. The most considerate thing for you is the shoes, don't think they are dirty. That's because you're not walking a clean path.

8. My carefully maintained friend, turned over and bit me. Oh, chilling.

9. Is there such a person, you have said countless times that you want to give up, but you are still reluctant after all.

10. Life is given by parents, cherish it, the road is your own, be careful!

11. You can be rich, but you must not look down on rural people.

12. Maybe I should leave a pride for my parents, or maybe I should say sorry to my parents.

13. The so-called alma mater is a school where we scold it a thousand times a day and do not allow others to insult it.

14. Leave my world with your ***, and I will fulfill your shameless happiness.

15. Before putting on makeup, he said please borrow it, and after putting on makeup, he said that we have never seen beautiful women?

16. When I saw the yellowed ears of wheat, I smiled. It makes me think that if it weren't for poor people like us, I don't know how many rich people would starve to death.

17. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed, and I cried when I saw the papers. I don't take any of the things I memorize, and I don't know anything about the test.

18. When you are upset, remember three sentences: 1. Forget it. 2. It doesn't matter. 3. It will pass.

19. 50% of the time every day is spent despising oneself, and the other 50% is used to forgive oneself, which is called entanglement.

20. I suddenly looked back and found that there was no one to chat with.

1 touches a mm

Personality signature: Qinqi, calligraphy and painting will not be tired of laundry and cooking.

2 bumps into a GG

Personality Signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

3. Ran into an old Shaanxi.

Personality signature: Ugly girls do more weird black buns and more vegetables.

4. Encounter our teacher's personality signature: Tell you that the teacher is angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

5 touch to a writer's signature: it may seem probable but not necessarily not.

6. Encounter a love saint personality signature: what you say can not be counted as a person you like to change every day.

7 met the Juehuang in the class, Xun Tong sex signature Sun Changqin: three full in the morning, noon and evening, six poured before and after meals.