Short and concise jokes jokes to be good

A bundle of people came to the restaurant to eat, sat down, and the owner said: Tea! Waiter: 1234567

The proprietor said: Pour tea! Waiter: 7654321 The proprietor was annoyed and said, "What do you count?"

Waiter: I'm a pig!

There was a polar bear, and one day he was so bored that he had nothing to do, and he thought, "Let me count whether the hair on my body is odd or even!"

So he plucked the hair from his body, and said as he plucked it: singular, even, singular, even, ......Finally one day he pulled the last root, and guess what he said?

The polar bear shivered and said, "It's cold."

Mother: Did you buy the matches I asked you to buy?

Son: Bought it.

Mom: Have you tried it? Is it?

Son: Promise, I've tried every single one

Summary. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

One of the shortest jokes.

Hello, dear, I'll tell you a joke uncle: "Xiao Ming, who is better to you, dad or mom?" Xiao Ming:

They are all so good to me! Uncle: "Then if Dad and Mom quarrel, which side will you be on?"

Xiao Ming: "I'm standing next to me." ”

My wallet is like an onion that brings tears to my eyes every time I open it.

The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

They all say that words are like people. I looked at the medical record. I can't even imagine what the doctor looks like.

The British, Americans, and Japanese flew on the same plane; They were accidentally wrecked and forced to land in Africa (an area where cannibals are said to be sometimes infested), but unfortunately the three of them were picked up for dinner before they could escape. As they watched the cannibals dance with a whirring and frightened gaze, they saw the chief <> come to examine the three fat supper ......The three of them have a glimmer of life and try to communicate with the chief (not in a quick translation, of course!). They use body language to ask the chief to let go ......; The indigenous chiefs agreed, but they came up with a test question to make it difficult for them (of course, it won't be the subject of this joint exam!).

His topic was: Ask the three of them to take out the words and measure them, if they add up to exactly 19 centimeters ......Just release! At this time, the British volunteered to be the first to measure, wow!

It's 7 centimeters! And then there are the Americans 10 centimeters. Finally, the Japanese are two centimeters (ha!).

Ladies and gentlemen, please calculate: 7 10 2 19, right?! The chief kept his word, and let them go.

The three of them left the cannibal village with running and crawling, and ran for their lives!! Walking! Walking!

The Japanese sighed loudly and said: Whew! Good miles plus in.

Just when I was measuring the length, I somehow suddenly got excited! Otherwise. (Otherwise, I'm sure you already know it!)

So, in the opinion of the fool! The strengths and <> of these men should be related to the race (no discrimination!) There is a big relationship!