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Anonymous users2024-02-09The two missionaries were captured by a cannibal tribe in Africa and stripped naked and placed in a cauldron filled with water with a raging fire burning underneath. After a while, one of the missionaries burst out laughing. Another missionary, Jane.
I couldn't believe it was true, and asked, "What's wrong with you?" We are being cooked alive, and you are still laughing! ”
The missionary: "I just in the soup."
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Anonymous users2024-02-081.There is a baby wolf, it was born without meat and only vegetarian, and its parents are very worried. As a result, one day I saw a baby wolf chasing a rabbit, and the parents were very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said: Hand over the carrots! ......
2.There was a man who was climbing the rock, and when he was about to climb to the top of the mountain, there was a big bad wolf with a burning candle who wanted to burn the rope, and the man said a word, and the big bad wolf blew out the candle, and the man said, "Happy Brithday!"
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Anonymous users2024-02-07The comrades in the dormitory come from all over the world, and when they speak, they inevitably talk to each other. One day, a boy from Northeast China and Gansu went to buy instant noodles, and Northeast said to himself:"What does the whole thing taste like? Let's have green onion beef! "The Gansu boy on the side asked curiously.
What is called'whole'Yes? "Northeast A:"To eat is to eat. "In the evening, the three of us went to the bathroom, and the sewer was blocked, resulting in "**10,000 taels" insideThe Northeast boy saw it and was furious:"That's a whole thing.
Yes? "Before the words fell, the Gansu face on the side was like earth, and he retched more than that
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Once upon a time, there was a man who was in debt and could not pay his debts, and his house was crowded with debt collectors all day long, and he did not take it seriously.
On this day, there were many people who came to collect debts, and all the chairs and benches were full, and even more people sat on the thresholds and did not leave.
The man took an opportunity to say privately to the creditor who was sitting on the threshold, "Come early tomorrow." "The creditor understands the land.
nodded, thinking that he would definitely pay off his money first tomorrow, and he was secretly happy in his heart. As a result, this creditor not only shouted to go, but.
and persuaded others to disperse as well.
At dawn the next day, the creditor went to the house where the debtor was borrowing and asked the debtor about his intention to meet yesterday. Debtors this.
Only then did he tell him, "Yesterday you sat on the threshold, and it was really hard. I'm sorry not to go, so please come early today.
Come, take a chair and sit down. ”
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