Super funny short jokes

Yesterday I went to eat KFC, and the people behind me were like a couple, and they ordered a lot of food and sat next to me. As soon as he sat down, the girl began to eat as if she had been hungry for days, while the boy nibbled on the fries one by one, as if something was on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the fries, leaned forward, and asked very seriously

Qingqing, can I chase you? The girl didn't raise her head, but said directly: "No!

The boy asked, "Is it possible at all?" The girl said dryly

Probably not at all! The boy froze, stared straight at her, and stayed there ......At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, and felt that the boy was watching her, so she paused to eat, then looked at the boy with pitiful eyes and whispered, "That's ......."Can I still eat it?

Everyone next to me, including me, laughed out loud, and the boy was very helpless, and hurriedly said, "Eat, eat......"This mm is so cute......If I don't let me chase it, I must chase ......Desperate chase.

The fool stole the beggar's purse, and was seen by the blind, and the dumb man roared, which startled the deaf man, and the camel stepped forward, and the cripple flew up with a kick, and the pockmark said: Look at my face. The madman said, "That is, man must be sensible."

, a hungry wolf foraging, heard a woman training a child: if you cry again, you will be thrown out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn, and sighed: **, women are **!

2.One prisoner was executed, and because the bullets were of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then a second shot was fired. The third shot. At this time, the prisoner cried: Big brother, you strangle me, it's so scary!

3.After watching the black 100-meter race, an old lady wiped her tears and said: Scared to death! A few coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, and they shot without aiming, and the babies were so scared that they ran, and the rope couldn't stop them!

4. Mr. Huang loved the revolution and named his son in honor of the Red Army'Army', One day I sent my son to class, and when I saw bus No. 8 entering the station, I shouted at my son: Huang Jun run, No. 8 is coming! ~~

5. A little bear went to the mountains to start a business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, the little bear came to the mountains and met the tiger, so frightened that he held the sickle and hammer above his head, and the tiger said: I don't see it, you are still a party member like a bear!

There was a woman who was extremely ugly, and the men avoided three points when they saw it. The woman has one of the biggest wishes, which is to be kidnapped by traffickers and then ......So, whenever night fell, she wandered on the sparsely populated country roads, waiting for that moment to come.

The hard work paid off, and late that night, she was finally kidnapped by a kidnapper and stuffed into a car. The kidnappers came to meet the kidnappers with their "fruits of victory" and were ready to ask for a reward. However, when the leader of the kidnappers saw the woman's appearance, he couldn't help but scold the kidnapper for his lack of vision, and ordered him to let the woman out of the car immediately.

The kidnappers told the woman to get out of the car according to the leader's orders, but the woman had no intention of getting out of the car at all. The stalemate lasted for a long time, and the kidnappers used coercion, intimidation, beating and other means to get the woman out of the car, but the woman never gave in, she just didn't get out of the car. Seeing this, the leader of the kidnappers shouted helplessly:

Forget it! I don't want the car! ”

One day, Xiao Wang and his wife watched TV together, and there was a report on TV: "....According to the survey, 70% of men want to have an extramarital affair ......”

Xiao Wang hurriedly explained to his wife: "I am among the 30%! ”

As soon as the words fell, the TV continued to report: "...And the other 30% want to have multiple extramarital ......”

A farmer boasted that his estate was big and big. "If I drive around my estate, it will take a week," he said. ”

One listener sympathetically said, "yes, I've had that broken car too." ”

When a man saw a beautiful woman, he stepped forward and accosted: "May I ask your surname, Miss?" The young lady was very happy, knowing that he wanted to talk, and as soon as she was excited, she said "uh", and the man said, "Uh, Miss, your surname is so peculiar!" ”

I hope you'll pick me!!