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Anonymous users2024-02-11Classic joke: angry teacher One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly: Just call good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”
The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”
The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!"
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we are going to review antonyms, we practice like this, I say that you should not speak, will - 10 points! , you say the antonyms out loud. Start now.
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "Young. Student: "Old." ”
Teacher: "Stand." Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "Wrong. Student: "Correct." ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal; Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "I said it wrong. Student: "We said it right. ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" Student: "We are all geniuses, we say Kiryu continues!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" Learn to guess the wheel: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" Student: "Now let's keep practicing!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Spike talks about stupid pigs! Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-10[Children can't afford to hurt] 1, the bright moonlight in front of the bed --- the fragrance of Li Bai's sleep. 2. The smell --- the three stinkers is the same. 3. If you are poor, you will be alone--- if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.
4. When the book is used, I hate to be less--- money is not enough to spend at the end of the month. 5. If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old--- if people are in love, they will die early. 6, thinking about the past, Jin Ge Iron Horse --- look at the present day, stalking.
7. Don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice--- just give me six buckets.
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