Is there a hot joke that I m a little cold。。。。。

After looking upstairs, I said it was cold.

A man was dying of starvation in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "I can only fulfill one wish for you, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”

Person: "I want a wife ......."

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm dying of hunger and greedy for beauty!" Lamentable! With that, he disappeared.

Man: "....Cake. ”

One day, Little Red Riding Hood meets the big bad wolf, who says, "I'm going to eat you!" "So, guess what? — and he ate Little Red Riding Hood.

Xiaohong: My dad doesn't use his hands and feet to drive, guess why? Xiaodong: Because you're lying! Xiaohong: (applauding) Oh yes, you guessed it!

A mung bean committed suicide and jumped from the 4th floor, not dead, but shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; He began to flow again, and became a soybean; Then he stammered and became a black bean ......

The penguin went to play with the polar bear, so he walked from the South Pole for three years to the equator, suddenly remembered that the door of the house was not closed, and returned the same way, and walked back for another three years to close the door; Then it took another six years to go to the North Pole, find a polar bear, and say, "Polar bear, I'm here to play with you." The polar bear said impatiently

I don't play. So the penguin spent another six years depressed and walked back to ......

Electrical appliances hold a cold joke contest. There is a big reward for the winner, and as long as one of the audience members is not amused, the joker will go to jail. After the fan finished telling the joke, the audience laughed, but the rice cooker said:

It's so cold......So, the fan went to jail. After the joke was told on TV, the audience couldn't stand up with laughter, and the rice cooker still said, "It's so cold......So, TV went to jail.

After the electric light finished the joke, the audience fell to the ground laughing, but the rice cooker still said, "It's so cold......The electric light was about to be arrested and put in prison, but the rice cooker couldn't help it, stood up and said to the refrigerator behind him: "Just laugh, just laugh, your mouth is so wide that it colds me to death!" ”

Son: Dad, I'm cold

Daddy: Let's go to the corner

Son: Why do you have to go to the corner when it's cold??

Dad: Because the corner of the wall is 90°.

It's the funniest joke I've been saying lately.、、Hand hitting.、Please laugh.

Toothpick saw the hedgehog and called out "Hey! Bus! ”

A woman took two cartons of milk and walked up a crowded bus, and when the next stop arrived, people began to squeeze out of the bus, and the carriage became more crowded, and suddenly, the woman found that the two cartons of milk had been squeezed and shouted, "Don't squeeze it!" Milked all my! ”

In xx hospital, a group of critically ill patients must die at 12:00 noon every Sunday, why, it is because the vacuum cleaner has a socket when the cleaner is cleaning, so she unplugs the ventilator of the critically ill patient, and the critically ill patient has a ventilator to help him breathe so he will game over.

Kina is sick and the doctor and his friend come to see him and go away together, and Kina sings: Friend Doctor (life) goes together. ＂

Oh, no, no, my surname is Ma, and my name is Ma Fangming. The horse is Obama's horse. The house is the building of the building, no, no, it is the house of the building, and it is a piece with a bright future.

The full name is Ma Lou Pian, no, no, no.! Then the classic appeared, and the classmate patted the back of the head and said, "Damn, what's my name?"

2. When I was in elementary school, I buried my head in class and played with a freshly picked gourd underneath. The teacher said, "So-and-so, stand up for me and tell me what I just said?"

As a result, I didn't know which tendon was twitched, so I directly lifted the gourd and said to the teacher: "I call you by name, do you dare to agree?" Later, it was the ......parents who came to the school to take me away

3. I don't know if my wife has fallen] A man rides a motorcycle, with a four or five-year-old child in the back seat. The man's riding skills were so bad that the child staggered, and finally the motorcycle was bumped and the child fell off. Unbeknownst to the man, I stopped the car, picked up the child, and increased the throttle to catch up with him.

complained: "How do you ride a motorcycle, you don't know if the child has fallen?" The man glared at the child and shouted:

Where's your mother? "1. In the countryside, a little boy was sweating profusely and pulling a cow. Passing tourists == curiously asked: Where are you going to pull the cows?

Go to a neighboring village and breed with cows. Can't you let your father do such a thing? The boy shook his head repeatedly

No, it has to be a bull!. ~

2. On the bus, I saw a beautiful woman around me who took out an iPhone, and then a literary young man also took out an iPhone, a business man looked at it silently, and took out an iPad.

3. There is a person who looks like an onion and cries when he walks.

There is a person who is playing ** and hangs up while walking.

Knowledge quiz competition.

The moderator asked: "Do cats climb trees".

Eagle replied: "Yes!" ”

Moderator: "Give an example".

The eagle said with tears in his eyes: "That year I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree....Then there were owls....”

A stammered accosted a young lady at the bar: "Little ......."Miss, I, I'm ......The surname is Wu, and he can ......Can't and ......You.

1. ...... togetherHave a glass of wine? Miss: "Sexual impotence is still looking for Miss outside?!" ”

The four rats bragged: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don't step on a mouse for a day and my feet itch; C: I don't have a lot of streets a few times a day; Ding: It's not too early, go home and pick up the cat.

Men like women the most and say I want to. I'm most afraid of women talking about me. Still.. Want..

There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.

1.Teacher: "Can you make a sentence with love at first sight and can't help but be in love?"

2.The teacher said: "Teach you that I have to live at least 5 years less, if I earn 200,000 a year, it will be 1 million in five years, obediently, you can go and publish a book at that time."

The name is - "How I Became a Millionaire"." 3.When you were looking for a job, your boss asked you what year you graduated, and you were going to say 2000, but when you were excited, you said it was 2000 years ago 4Just ten minutes into class, Chubby raised his hand and said:

Teacher, I'm going to go to the toilet. The teacher was unhappy and said, "How old are they?"

Also go to the toilet!! 5.The unit greetings, the leader said:

Let's die together! 8.Don't go out on a rainy day, the rain is non-toxic, the wet body is small, and the gonorrhea is big!

9.No matter how high a woman stands, squatting can only wet the ground under her feet, and men are amazing! The higher you stand, the farther you pee 10

Mrs. Shi, you are from the old man! After a few years, Mrs. Shi, you can spare the old man 11Today's liquor in the restaurant is mixed with water again, damn it!

When I have money, I will also go to the big restaurant to drink Rémy Martin, xo or something, and never let them fool me with '86 and '72, if you want to drink this year! I know I'm not handsome, but many people once looked at me on the full moon and said that my left nostril looked like an idol Female praying mantis eats male mantis after mating, is it cruel? But some women swallow countless offspring on the way to mating 12

It's been raining, I guess it's the Jade Emperor crying, it must be that his marriage with the Queen Mother is unhappy, there are two possibilities for this unhappiness, one is that the Queen Mother is leaving; One is that the Queen Mother is reluctant to leave 13An old farmer got off the bus, and a fat woman immediately squeezed into the seat where the old farmer had sit. I took out a napkin and wiped it wildly, wiped three packs, and felt very satisfied, so I sat down.

But it didn't take long for her to let out a pup. An old man next to him saw it and said to him loudly: Laugh (little) sister, reverse (you) are (true) love clean!

I've wiped three packs of paper.,I'm going to blow it.。。。 14.On the bus platform.

One laughed. Others feel strange. Q:

A person thinks he looks like a **, and as a result, he walks and hangs up 16Two bananas walking, one in the front and one in the back, and the banana in front of him felt so hot that he took off his clothes, and the banana in the back turned out to be the banana in the back. Wrestled.