Are there any jokes, are there any jokes???

A white man went to the black district to give a campaign speech, and in order to win the support of black voters, he blurted out in the speech: "Although my ** is white, my heart is as black as you." ”

I don't have a joke. Ghost: God, my next reincarnation is like an angel with a white body and a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then you should be reincarnated as a protector.

1.There are always 30 days a month when you don't want to go to work!

2.I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; Graduated, exchanged these books for money, but couldn't afford a sack!

3.Give yourself an English name, and call it Stressful.

4.Since I got neuropathy, I have a lot more energy.

5.To travel is to go from a place where you are tired to a place where others are tired.

6.If the fire truck doesn't come, the fire will be extinguished.

7.Fish farming is quite troublesome, and I have to change the water once a week, which I often forget. After that, I had to change the fish once a week.

8.The scariest thing in the world is not the **** to kidnap you, but the Philippine police to save you.

Late one night, a man walked into a dentist's office and said, "I'm sorry, can you help me?" I feel like I'm a moth. ”

Dentist: "You shouldn't go to the dentist. You need to see a psychiatrist. ”

Man: "Yes, I know. ”

Dentist: "Then why are you still here?" ”

Man: "The lights are on here."

A pair of boyfriends and girlfriends go on an outing on a motorcycle, and the attentive boyfriend confesses to his girlfriend when he wants to start: "Hold on!" Her girlfriend shouted: "I called the police (hug)!" Suddenly, a lot of passers-by came to **, and there was a lot of discussion.

A conversation between two little girls who are probably in junior high school was heard on the bus.

A: Hey, did your parents agree with him?

B: Well, my mom agreed, and she thinks he's very good, very honest. My dad was a little reluctant and thought I was too young.

A: What is small? I'm not a primary school student anymore, what are you afraid of?

B: Well, I thought so too.

A: So ??? now?

B: Of course he's staying with us now! My mom started affectionately calling him her son La! Hehe.

A: That's great! I really envy you, my mother is not so open-minded! So where does he sleep at night?

B: Of course you sleep in my room! ^_

A: Huh? Your mom let him sleep in your room?

B: Yes! — The surprised gaze of the occupants ———

A: Tell me how you feel?

B: Feelings? Sleeping with him in my arms feels much more solid than before. Hehe.

A: That's right, that's right! Aren't they tired every day?

B: Well, I thought it was hard at first, but then I got used to it and thought it was pretty good, but he was generally more energetic.

A: Hehe, then you ......Then you usually wear a condom for him, right?

B: Of course I advocate that he should wear a condom My mother also means this, saying that he brought safety but he didn't mean to bring it so originally.

A: No, I feel uncomfortable looking at it with that! When I have it myself, I won't bring it to him! Hehe.

B: It's better to bring it, we must be young, I went to buy him the biggest one the day before yesterday! Now I have to talk for half a day every day before I can bring it to him.

— The strange gaze of the person in the car ———

A: Hey! I'm so envious of you!

What is there to envy? Either so, do you have time for the weekend? Have time to come to my house to play? It's okay to stay in my house.

A: Live in your house? Where do I sleep in your house?

B: Sleep with us, of course?

I'm usually tired at night, and I can rest when you come, so he'll trouble you?

A: Hehe, am I successful?

B: No problem, trust me, I'll be there to guide you.

A: Well, well, just this once.

B: I promise you'll fall in love with him after this time.

—The surprised gaze of the person in the car ———

A: Don't be afraid, if I really like it, I will grind my mother and buy me a purebred Scottish Shepherd.

B: Okay, I bought a pair that happened to be with mine, remember to buy the largest neck cover when buying a dog leash, and buy a few sturdy ball ......

The English word for egg ......Guess a certain department in the hospital....egg~**…(e=medical).