Humorous funny text messages to wake up your husband

Husband, Xiaobao fell to the ground.

1. Tell your boyfriend to get up and be naughty.

1. I'll tell you a secret when I get up: I still like you today.

2. Get up, I'll help you hang up the sun.

3. When the sun rises, I will rise, and I am a cookie in the world.

4. I woke up early today so that I could start thinking about you earlier.

5. The function of the alarm clock is probably to let me change my position and continue to sleep.

6. When I woke up, I thought I had grown taller, and it turned out that the quilt was horizontal.

7. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is that I want to sleep.

8. I and the sun got up earlier than anyone, and I won because there was no sun today.

9, Gunara, the god of darkness, balala energy, together to get up quickly.

10. I say good morning to the world, but I like it to you.

11, the person who gets up at this point is the star of the future, the pillar of the country, the scholar in the idiom, the five cars, the talent, the eight buckets, the light of the city in the city, the self-discipliner of my day, the three provinces and my body, the heartwarming guest in the blind date program, the jungle in nature, the creator of all the beauty and goodness in the world When I think that I breathe the same air as this group of excellent people, I can't help but be proud and proud.

12. You must have gotten up so early to see my latest news.

Fingers than the heart**.

Second, if you sweetly wake up your boyfriend.

1. On a new day, I'm ready for a new sweet talk.

2. I hope that the good mood will be open as usual every day, and the troubles will be closed permanently.

3. I asked you to tell me good morning Bao You told me that the security guard was early?

4. Good morning My damn beauty has sent my boyfriend perfect wishes again.

5, my husband is awake, I am also awake, Yi Yang Qianxi, you can also say good morning to everyone.

6. Good Morning World Write a poem.

Get up" No, no, no, no.

7. Good morning friend.

You haven't gotten up yet.

Is there a mine at home? Is there oil flowing from the faucet?

8. Are you autistic? Good morning won't say? Wife can't shout? Love you won't fight?

9. Good morning, my boyfriend, you get up every day and work hard.

10. The birds outside the window and my stomach chirp together, then say good morning and wake up.

11. I don't get up early to post on Moments to show off.

It's to wait for your good morning.

12. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later.

For humorous words to get up, take a look at these sentences below.

1.If you force me again, if you force me again, I'll play dead to show you!

2.There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?

3.Leave it to me and you don't have to worry, there's nothing you can't go wrong!

4.Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.

5.Don't thank you, how embarrassed to collect money from you after thanking! 6.Don't tell me to let the horse come--- I'm Avanti!

7.If you ignore me, then I'll be a dog!

8.When is the bright moon, go and ask Yi Zhongtian! 9.If you can't reach it, try 10Some people are alive, she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died a long time ago!

11.You said. You like me?

In fact. I started out. Actually, I am.

Well, I'll tell you, but I actually like my own. 12.Do you drink water, or drink water, or drink water?

Take your pick! 13.Hey, say what should be said, whisper what shouldn't be said.

14.Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

15.Don't think that because I'm handsome, I think I'm unattainable, in fact, I'm inclusive. 16.

The weather is nice today, it's windy and rainy. 17.As a typical example of failure, you are just too successful!

18.The feet of three cobblers stinked and one Zhuge Liang died.

19.In the golden autumn when this colored leaves were full of maple. 20.If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow arrows! 21.The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and you have to pay back the money you owe!

Here are some humorous text messages that are suitable for making your husband happy:

1.Do you know why your wife always likes to come to you? Because she loves to watch you grow old while she is still young.

2.The whole world is progressing, and your hair volume seems to be decreasing. But it doesn't matter, at least your IQ didn't disappoint you.

3.Recently, I found that my husband is getting more and more handsome. It's just that I'm getting more and more short-sighted.

4.Since you were able to fall in love with me at the beginning, then now I don't want to say it's a foot picking, even if it's snoring, it doesn't matter.

5.It doesn't matter how ugly your crooked face is, as long as your wallet is full.

The above are some interesting and humorous examples, it is recommended to flexibly bury macros and use them, and adjust them appropriately according to their own situation to achieve the effect of making your husband happy.