Ask for a hilarious text message, I will say, hilarious and hilarious text message

Patient: I have insomnia, Doctor: These medicines, yellow can dream of Andy Lau; Red dreams of f4; White dreamed of Zhang Xinzhe. Patient: What about taking it together? Doctor: I can see Leslie Cheung.

But the cricket made a bet with the tiger and said, "If I jump into the grass, you won't see me," and the tiger said, "Shall I see?" So the crickets jumped into the grass. The tiger is watching, the tiger is watching! The tiger is still watching! Why are you still watching?!

Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but aspen does; Not every tiger gets a text message, but you do.

The tortoise and the rabbit race, the tiger is the referee, do you say the turtle runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

A tiger and a penguin were kept in the freezer of -20, and the next day the penguin died, and the tiger was fine. Why? You don't know? By the way, the tiger doesn't know either!

May you be in the Year of the Tiger, with high power and light responsibility, more money and less things close to home, sleep until dawn every day, receive cramps in your hands, spend money under your hands to receive gifts, and others work overtime and you get a raise.

Looking for people: a tattered body, two eyes are godless, three meals have not entered, limbs are weak, five tones are incomplete, six gods have no owner, seven holes are bleeding and gossip is very, and nine deaths and life are very similar to you. Happy Year of the Tiger!

Is it enough ? Don't care enough about me anymore, hey!

Xiaohu cried very sadly. Mom asked: What are you crying about? Xiaohu said: I feel very stupid. The mother comforted him: Child, don't cry, the person reading this text message is stupider than you! Hehe, Happy New Year!

There was a bean, it fell, it was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Tiger Encouragement Bean". Isn't it funny? Happy New Year!

Crying, stupid, happy days are gone, right? I warned you not to be greedy for food and sleep, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember, the tiger will be slaughtered when it grows to a certain weight.

Click all winter to see your face; Copy your passion and paste it in my heart; Your breath keeps it forever; Remove all gray viruses, welcome the splendid New Year, say goodbye to the old and welcome the New Year!

All winter is your face; Copy your passion and paste it in my heart; Your breath keeps it forever; Remove all gray viruses, welcome the splendid New Year, say goodbye to the old and welcome the New Year!

This text message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering, the other is to contact feelings, I am very responsible to tell you, today Chinese New Year's Eve, the new year is coming soon, send a technical word: Happy Spring Festival!

Because of the consideration that there will be an overwhelming number of blessing text messages blocking the network in a few days, the world-class super invincible genius with ideals, foresight and wisdom wishes in advance: Merry Cress Mos Well, hey, Cow Yeer!

1.Do you want to get rich? Do you want to hand over the peach blossom luck? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become an overnight success? Do you want to stay young forever? Do you want the whole world to go crazy about you? - Don't think about it, wash your feet and sleep!

2.There are three little animals chatting in the forest, Little Pig: Nicknames are popular now, and you can call me Little Pig Pig in the future! Bunny: Then I'll call Bunny Bunny! The chick's face was full of displeasure: I still have something, I'll go first!

3.On a rainy day, it's wet, and the mood is so wet. Every night, you just stared out the cold window, watching stupidly. I walked over and said to you softly:"Wangcai, go in, the one who sent the bones won't come today".

4.This may be the last time I'll text you, I'm hesitant to tell you that I'm going to the United States in the near future, the formalities have been completed, and I haven't told the department how to cheat, really! Bush said that without me, he would not be able to deal with Saddam.

5.Monkey Hunting Revelation: I lost a miscellaneous little monkey, characteristics: dirty, full of snot, with a mobile phone, and will look through the short message, love the monkey has read the text message, quickly reply to the owner! The host misses you so much!

6.I heard that you were abducted and trafficked, it really frightened me, although you have been demented since you were a child, but you are harmless to the society, who is so bold that you dare to sell you, I am really worried about him, it is strange to sell it!

7.I said to my mom: I like you! After getting along with you for so long, I feel that I can't do without you, I want you to come to my house and accompany my Heng clan every day! But my mother didn't agree, she said: No puppies are allowed at home!

8.I changed jobs and now I work in a bank, the one not far from you, come to me when you have time, go to the bank and shout my name, and I'll know That's right! I changed my name, it's too vulgar, I'm calling Qiangjie first.

One day, Eggplant was walking on the road, and Eggplant said, "Who's taking pictures of his grandmother's?" ”

Hello, your ** is in arrears, please renew your phone bill!

To be honest, I like you a lot.

But there are many people who have taken a fancy to you.

I had no choice but to give up in the end.

Please don't blame me.

You're good yarding.

It's true. But I can't get you.

You are too expensive, a small big model Bi Wang Ba actually costs two hundred and five.