Who has a few short jokes to tell and who has hilarious short jokes?

Honey, you have to believe me, I'm dizzy even when I'm on a boat, let alone on two boats, huh? Someone's signature from a month ago: "Fat, I'm fighting with you!"

A month later, the signature: "Fat you win.... 14.used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I can't afford to buy a sack with the money I exchanged for these books!

One day I was arguing with a mm about whether a whale is a fish or not, and finally I said, "I also bring a personal character", and she agreed that whales are not fish. I said before that I liked villas, he stole other people's trees for me, and I also said before that I liked BMWs, and he brought me other people's horses. Oh, so it can be like this!

Xiao Zhang is a friend of mine.

He said:"Let's go! Please go swimming! "

I said:"Don't go! "

He said:"Why? "

I said:"The water was so dirty that they all peed in it. "

He said:"Then let's pee in it too! "

I said:"Don't go! "

And then he went himself.

After playing for less than half an hour, call me **.

said:"Give me the 300 dollars, and I'll pee and get caught.

I said:"How can people still catch it? "

He said:"People pee in the water, and I pee on the jumping platform. "

The next day, I didn't have the face to go back secretly. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me that 300 dollars, and I'll pee and be caught again.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I peed in the water, and yesterday I was fined 300 and went on fire. A pee pulls the yellow line! "

On the third day, I went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me that 300 dollars, and I'll pee and be caught again.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Don't mention it, I got a cold yesterday and brought out a bubble of feces when I urinated"

On the fourth day, he went again. I didn't play for half an hour and called me again.

said:"Give me 300 bucks.

I said:"How caught again. "

He said:"Not to mention, there was so much urine that the whole pool overflowed"

Me:"。。。"

In the final exam, the social studies teacher only gave one essay question and said, "This is the question, please answer it." ”

The rabbit quickly handed in the paper, which read: "This is the answer, please give points!" ”

The teacher asked, "How many hairs do you have?" ”

The rabbit replied, "One hundred and twenty-three thousand six hundred and one." ”

The teacher asked, "How do you know?" ”

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Stormy Kyushu.

: A woman, pursued by cannibals, runs into a dead end, and due to fright, she wets her pants. Seeing this, the cannibals scolded: It's a pity, the soup is all spilled.

A certain lamb skewer was transferred to work as a cremator, and he was fired within a few days, because he would ask the family of the deceased every time: How cooked do you want to bake?

An ant said to the elephant, "I have it, it's yours!" The elephant fainted, and when he woke up, he said to the ant, "I want one more!" When the ants heard this, they were scared to death.

The teacher asked the students to write what they wanted to say to the teacher the most, and one student wrote only 4 words, which was "I want to quit school".

A chicken fell into a box, but when it came out, it turned into a duck! May I ask why this is???

Because there is a transformer (duck changer) in the box

When I first entered the school, the class introduced myself. A male classmate stepped up to the podium: "My name is Wang Peng, I am from Beijing, I love to play chess!" After saying that, he went down, and the next one was a girl, who walked up to the podium shyly and introduced herself nervously: "I ......."My name is Xia Qi ......”