After the break, the whole sentence is to see the machine chicken to act

Weasel foraging – acting on opportunity (chicken).

There are many more here.

Weasels worship foxes - one is worse than the other.

Weasel back rabbit - powerless; out of reach; One's eyes are bigger than one's stomach..

Weasels eat chicken feathers - they can't fill their stomachs.

The weasel cramped - shivering all over.

Weasels wear flowers - stinky beauty.

Weasels block cars - beyond their means; Don't measure yourself.

The weasel's temper - stealing chickens and eggs.

Weasel in a chicken - there is no return.

Weasels hide from chicken sheds - not stealing, stealing.

The weasel greets the chickens for the New Year - not well-intentioned; The comers are not good.

Weasels give gifts to chickens - with bad intentions.

Weasels cross paddy fields – dragging mud and water.

Weasel and fox marry – they smell like each other.

The weasel saw the chickens - greedy.

Weasels borrow chickens - borrowed but not returned.

The weasel enters the house - the one who comes is not good.

The weasel is in trouble—the evil is over.

Weasel mud wall - small hands and small feet.

Weasel marries daughter-in-law - small fights.

The weasel drags the cow - beyond his strength; Don't measure yourself.

Weasels don't smell farts – they smell the same.

Weasel under the hedgehog - a litter is not as good as a litter.

Weasel cubs - a litter is not as good as a litter.

Weasels burrow into dung heaps - shameful and smelly.

Weasel foraging – acting on opportunity (chicken).

Homophonic story. See the chicken.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but he had to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, ""There are no three kinds of fields in this field.

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:"Don't give Zhang San to whom"

Zhang San said:"Your words become so fast! "

The landlord replied"Fang Cai's sentence is'Nonsense'At this moment, this sentence is made by seeing the opportunity (chicken).'."

The newly appointed magistrate is a native of Shandong, and because he wants to hang up his son, he said to his master:"You can buy me two bamboo poles. "

The master put the Shandong accent"Bamboo poles"Listen to it"Pork liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the shopkeeper:"The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart! "

The shopkeeper was a smart man, and he understood as soon as he heard it, and Brother Ma Pai cut two pork livers and gave him a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself:"The old man told me to buy the old pork liver, and of course the pig ears are my ......"So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them in his pockets. Back to the county office, to the county magistrate:"Back to the master, the pork liver has been bought! "

Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily"Your ears are gone! "When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:"Ear ......Ears ............ hereIn my ......In my pocket! "

Yes"machine"Rideable.

There was a salesman who went on a business trip to Guangzhou, and after arriving in Beijing, because he wanted to go by plane, he sent a telegram to the manager because he was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement:"There is an opportunity to multiply, multiply it or not"The manager received the telegram and thought it was a deal"machine"The dust has arrived, so I will call back immediately:"Take it as you can.

When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager did not agree to reimburse the airline ticket because of the stipulation that the plane would not be reimbursed due to the lack of rank. The salesman took out the manager and called back, and the manager was dumbfounded.

The name of the place is related to the New Year's Day night, the younger brother took two overseas Chinese students to the house for dinner, one was cheerful and the other was more restrained.

During the banquet, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed to the restrained classmate and introduced us"He's from Burma, so he's shy. "Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all, and then said"I'm from Yangon. "

The Principal Gets Angry At the school council meeting at the end of the semester, the principal is furious about the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said:"ignorance in charge of the director's business; Unconscious personnel in charge of personnel management; As an officer, he is not an officer! "