Homophonic jokes one: the less the better

The name of the place is related to the New Year's Day night, the younger brother took two overseas Chinese students to the house for dinner, one was cheerful and the other was more restrained.

During the banquet, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed to the restrained classmate and introduced us"He's from Burma, so he's shy. "Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all, and then said"I'm from Yangon. "

During military training, the coach said: The first class kills chickens, the second class steals eggs, and I will cook porridge for you. (Translation: The first shift shoots, the second shift throws bombs, and I'll show you how.) ）

Life and death and life and death and life and death and life and death are implemented from generation to generation.

Here are a few of the jokes:

1.Why do dogs bark? Because it doesn't meow.

2.Why do scum cats meow? Because it doesn't bark.

3.Why do birds chirp? Because it doesn't bark and it doesn't meow.

4.Why does Xiao Ming like to eat dumplings? Because he felt that the dumplings were "starved to death".

5.Why does Xiao Li like to drink Coke? Because he felt that Coke was "thirsty" quickly.

Hopefully, these few homophonic jokes will make you happy.

1. The newly appointed magistrate is from Shandong, and because he wants to hang up the account, he said to the master: "You go and buy me two bamboo poles." The master heard the "bamboo pole" in the Shandong dialect as "pig liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the owner:

The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart! The shopkeeper was a clever man, and as soon as he heard it, he immediately cut two pork livers and presented him with a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself:

The lord told me to buy pork liver, of course this pig ear is mine? So he wrapped the ears and stuffed them in his pockets. Back to the county office, to the county magistrate:

Back to the master, the pork liver has been bought! Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the county magistrate said angrily: "Your ears are gone!"

When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied, "Ears? Ear?

Hereon? In me? In my pocket!

2. A township held a meeting, and because of the homonym, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimps, don't want pulp melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, villagers, don't speak, now the meeting is open.)

The host said: "Pickles please sausage and pulp melon." (Now I give the floor to the head of the township.)

3. Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but it was not enough to pay the rent, so he had to give him a chicken first. There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, "

There are no three kinds of fields in this field. Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:

Who will not give Zhang San to? Zhang San said: "Your words become so fast!"

The landlord replied: "The sentence just now is 'nonsense (chicken) talk', and at this moment this sentence is 'made when the opportunity (chicken) is made'." ”