Crosstalk lines about national culture, urgent !!!!!!! 100

B: That's called two horses and one wrong stirrup!

A: Am I not riding a cow?

B: Ah, yes!

A: As soon as our cow and horse make a mistake, I will give him a "return cow gun".

B: That's called back the carbino......Ah, you ride an ox!

A: This thief has been a great enemy for a long time, and he is a habitual hand, and when he let the head of the gun grab the shaft of my gun, he grabbed it from him, and I grabbed it from me, and he said, "Bring it!" I said, "Here you go!" ”

B: What did you give him?

A: I'm not as strong as him!

B: Okay! A: I'm out of weapons, run!

B: That's right! A: I can't run! The thief arrived, and I hugged my head with another stick, and I hugged my head: "Alas, my life is dead!" ”

B: Wait for death!

A: I'm happy again!

B: What? A: I was still carrying a double knife on my back, and I was holding my head and feeling the handle of the knife, and it was a double knife out of the sheath. The unlucky thief, he didn't see it, I sealed the thief stick with the knife in my left hand, and the knife in my right hand came to "fishing for the moon under the sea", and I heard a bang, red light splashed, blood flowed, and the big head was rolling ...... the ground

B: Did you kill the thief?

A: I'm killing the cow!

B: Slaughter the cow!

Guo Degang: Eat dumplings, dance the great god, Yellow Crane Tower (related to Peking Opera), eat Lantern Festival, pull foreign films, and enter the palace twice.

Crosstalk short paragraph "Chinese Chess".

A: I heard that you like to play Chinese chess.

B: That's right. A: Your dad also likes to play Chinese chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: To A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...

B: you!!

Gao Yingpei, Li Jindou, Yan Yueming, Tang Aiguo, Meng Fangui, and Meng Fangui's group comedy "Okay, Good", is it??

The lines are good, good (group comedy).