Where to find the lines of stand up comedy, and what are the stand up comedy lines?

In the past, the old gentleman said that people have to read thousands of books and walk thousands of miles. What do you mean? It means that if a person has experienced a lot, he will naturally be smart, and he will have the ability to deal with things without panic and adaptability.

To put it bluntly, it just won't suffer. In my opinion, the so-called reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles must be well-informed, at least able to understand the different customs and dialects of different places.

When I was in school in Beijing, there was a Tangshan man in my class. One day we went out to buy fruit together, and he said that Beijing is a place where people are bullying, and we can't let the fruit seller hear that we are outsiders. So what to do?

He is from Tangshan, and I am from the Northeast, so it is inconvenient to bargain, and then the old brother volunteered to go over.

Then he shouted in the Beijing dialect that he had just learned for a long time: "Boss, how much (less) do you have a pound of apples?" "The boss said

You ask this apple, right, these three pieces of five. My classmate thought for a while, pointed to the Nanguo pear and asked (Tangshankou): "Where is this little pear?"

Accidentally, the hometown dialect came out.

Stand-up comedy lines follow-up

I am from Liaoning. There are now 14 cities in Liaoning, and it cannot be said that each city has a different accent, at least Liaonan, Liaobei, Liaoxi, and Liaodong are different. The famous actor Fan Wei imitated the accent of Liaoxi, specifically the Chaoyang area.

The accents of Jinzhou and Huludao are characterized by a picky tail note.

There is a joke, I heard the two turned actors say, saying that there is a group of prisoners in the detention center, and they shout slogans and express their determination before eating every day, how to express it, it is very simple, just eight words: "Change your mind and face and be a new person".

The first few people all shouted: "Change your mind and face and be a new person." Then he went to eat, and when it was the turn of the people of Jinzhou, he brought out the dialect: "Wash your heart and change your face (where), be a new person (where)", and the discipline was anxious at that time.

1. The cross talk spoken by the two is called "counterpart cross talk", which is cooperated by two cross talk actors, the main role is called "teasing", and the cooperating role is called "holding back", and the counterpart cross talk is one of the forms of cross talk.

2. Other forms of cross talk include "stand-up comedy" and "group comedy". As the name suggests, stand-up comedy is when a cross talk actor talks to himself and performs alone; Group comedy is a group of actors performing together, interspersed with each other.

3. Examples: (1) The late Ma Sanli, a famous cross talk actor, is a master of stand-up comedy. His famous jokes include "Teasing You", "Telling Nonsense", "The Old Man Gets Drunk", "Car Horn", "Check Health", etc.;

2) The late cross talk actor Hou Baolin, he cooperated with Guo Qiru, Guo Quanbao and many other partners, co-starred in lip-synching comedy, teasing each other tacitly, complementing each other. Famous jokes include "Miscellaneous Conversations on Opera", "Prelude to Divorce", "Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong", "Night Travel" and so on;

3) Group comedy, such as "Who to Say Cross Talk With" at the 2010 Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Tiger on ** TV Station, starring Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng and Zhao Jinsheng.