Tell us about some of your favorite humorous jokes?

In the seventies, such an incident happened on a bus, because of the sudden braking, the passenger of the bus was unstable on his feet, and a young man in the back hit a lady in front of him. This lady has poor cultivation, and as soon as she turned around, she threw a sentence of "virtue!" "The lad in the back is not in a hurry:

It's not virtue, it's inertia. ”。

13 A very beautiful female colleague got up late one day and went to work without makeup, but she was recorded as absent from work that day.

The humorous joke I admire the most is the connotation joke, the above joke about a pig eating, and I laugh when I look at it, which is very funny.

I used to be too young, and I always liked to listen to the old people say something, and they said that you can't look good early when you find a wife. Thinking about it now, I feel that I was too stupid to believe the old man's words at that time, and found an ugly woman, but suddenly found that I couldn't find an ugly woman when looking for a wife, because an ugly woman not only spends money, but also is ugly.

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing, and once I took her back to my hometown in the countryside, and I said when I entered the door"Mom, Zhu Jing is here"When my mother heard this, she said that the pigs came in and drove them out, which was very funny.

The humorous joke I admire the most should be Douyin, there is a person on it who made some jokes, filmed, some funny things with her grandmother.

What are the humorous jokes you appreciate the most, I think I appreciate the most, but I think there are a lot, and then like all kinds, anyway, I won't say anything about the others if you learn more about them.

I think the humorous jokes I say when I chat online are particularly funny, and they are especially suitable for me now.

1.A paragraph I saw on the Internet: 'Sir, have you bought a house, if you don't buy it again, it will go up again" "I have already bought it" "Then have you considered selling your house recently, the house price has fallen recently"."Well, in fact, I don't have money, I don't have a house, and I don't have a house."

Sir, here to help the real estate developer distribute leaflets, 80 yuan a day, regardless of food, if you are interested, you can contact. “

2.It doesn't matter if you buy it or not, go inside and have a look! All the famous brands in our store are sold for two pieces in the whole store, and they are sold for two pieces!

Pick two pieces of Ling Li, buy everything for two pieces! !Pick what you take, buy anything, two dollars!

The original price is all ten yuan and eight yuan! !Now sell two pieces for the whole site!

Two dollars to deal with, two dollars to sell! !Real clearance, real dumping!

You don't have to ask for a price, you don't have to bargain, and you're not afraid of being slaughtered! Sell two dollars in the whole market, buy two dollars for everything!

Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the whole market, and buy two dollars! Sell two dollars in the whole market, buy two dollars for everything!

Pick and choose, sell two pieces in the whole market, and buy two dollars! Two dollars, you can't buy it and suffer a loss!

For two dollars, you can't be fooled! !

Real value for money! !Take what is cheap, buy what is cheap!!

It's all two, and it's two dollars for everything! !Sell two pieces in the whole field, and choose two pieces at will!!

1!!Don't miss it! !

Rare opportunity, the whole site is cleared! !Lose money and sell it, sell two dollars in the whole market, and sell two dollars in the whole market!

3.A small-scale food company's hot sauce wanted to be advertised before it went on the market. I couldn't afford to rent a billboard in the city, so I rented a billboard at the city gate.

After renting the billboard, the division immediately posted a leasing notice: "Advertising space for rent, 880,000 yuan a year!" The impact of sky-high signage seemed unmistakable, and gradually the whole city knew that there was a ridiculously expensive advertising space at this intersection.

A month later, an advertisement for hot sauce was launched, and the market opened quickly.

4.Take a tricycle out to play, see a wallet on the back seat, tell the master whose wallet dropped, go to get it and find it tied to the seat, ask the master what's going on, he said, when the guests are less and more cars, the guests will choose the car, every time the guest chooses the car, see a wallet in the back, the greedy person will take his car, get on the car and find that there is no way to take it down, so that you can pull a lot of guests.

5.Yesterday a fish pond was newly opened, and the fishing fee was 100 yuan. Fishing all day did not catch a fish, the boss said that anyone who did not catch a chicken will be sent, many people went, each person came back with a chicken, everyone was very happy!

I think the boss is very interesting! Later, the warden of the fishing ground said that the boss was originally a professional chicken farmer, and there were no fish in this fish pond.

6.Practical case of inventory clearance: I saw 688 pairs of Nike sneakers on the Internet, and the seller said that one was fake and three were lost. So I bought it, but when the courier came today, I opened it and saw that it was 4 pairs of fake Nike shoes.

I received a text message today: "From 11:30 today, my wife will start sleeping with other people's husbands, and I have to happily wait for washing, changing clothes and bathing, and there is no way for him to bring a gun." "I couldn't figure it out, how could there be such a cheap person!

Later, when I looked at the sender, Lei fell ...... on the spotThe original letter was born to a friend who gave birth to a son! There is such good news!

Yesterday, I went to dinner with my girlfriend. She said she wanted to eat lobster, but people didn't have a big lobster, and she was a little unhappy when she served a crayfish. Then I was picky, I had to eat lobster, and I thought of all kinds of picky moments in life, and I was on fire at that time, standing up and pointing at her

What's wrong with the small, what's the matter with the small! Isn't it enough to satisfy you when you're small? At that time, the people in the restaurant all looked at me with strange eyes, and I thought to myself, what do you see, do you dare to teach your girlfriend such a lesson!

Usually parents or wives send the baby to school, this morning they have something for me to send, I will ride the battery car with the baby to go, and so I send the baby to the school gate, let him down, he can't get down in the car, I have a temper to get angry, just about to scold him, he said I went to elementary school, what do you take me to the kindergarten for?

1.I pointed to the steamed dumplings. "Auntie, come to two siu mai" "Okay" The cafeteria aunt gave me two spring rolls and swiped me a dollar.

I guess we're all people who have a heart. 2.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

3.When will Taiwan want reunification? When buying instant noodles.

4.One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid child?" ”

5.Glasses and coffee cups cross the street together, and suddenly someone shouts: The car is coming! As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup was fine, why? Coffee cups have ears!

6.There are two kinds of people I hate the most:

First, it is racist; second, blacks; The third is illiterate!

7.When my daughter came back from kindergarten, I asked her what she had eaten in the garden at noon. She replied with leek buns. I asked if it was leek meat or leek eggs. She thought for a moment, then said calmly: "Only the leeks themselves." ”

8.Recently, the high temperature continued, the reporter interviewed the public, met a black man on the road, and asked: "Can you tell me whether it is Shanghai fever or African fever?" The black man replied: "I repeat, I am not from Africa, I am tanning in Shanghai!"

The two classmates talked about the four famous novels, and student A said: "Have you found a rule, the second in the book are all top characters." ”

Student B didn't understand and asked, "Why do you say that?" ”

A said: "Look at Wu Song Wu Erlang in "Water Margin", Guan Yuguan's second brother in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and Baoyu Baobao's second master in "Dream of Red Mansions", they are all top characters. ”

B thought for a moment and asked, "What about ......."What about the second senior brother? ”

There was a classmate named Li Chai who once asked him, "What's your name?" He replied, "Li Chai." Teacher: "Don't sell Guanzi, what's your name?" "Li Chai. The teacher was furious: "I don't guess!!

The math teacher always holds up two fingers and says, "If you want to get good grades, there are only three words, 'do more practice'!!"