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The premise is that you and the person being rectified must have a mobile phone and get the person's mobile phone.
Step 1: Get the person's mobile phone and change the name you have stored in his phone to 10086
Step 2: After the change, you will hit him**, with a professional oral language to say that the respected user in order to give back to the old users of China Mobile held a random ** activity, you are lucky to be drawn, after hanging up you will receive a verification code (verify that you can send some numbers casually) with this verification code to the local mobile company to receive the prize (if he asks you very carefully, generally speaking, you are fooled. The prize is ......(You say this yourself, don't be too thunderous, set it yourself, the kind that makes people more excited.)
This ordinary people will not doubt 10086, remember not to laugh out in **, this I will take out the whole every year, it is a bad move that I came up with when I was in middle school, the effect is super good, when you see him holding his mobile phone to the mobile to receive the prize, and when you can't get it and the staff "pk", it feels like a word - thunder.
If you don't want to be too ruthless, just send a text message (it can be common sense in life, it can be a joke, of course, you can't be professional, you can't come to "Hello" "Have you eaten?") Then put a parenthetical after it, and write in parentheses that "10 yuan for this article" The result is that there are three possibilities.
1: Call 10086 immediately to check the call bill.
2: Or call 10086 to ask the operator.
3: Break the scolding.
4: Add more points to me.
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5.I think I've known you for so long, you're special, extreme, very, rare, unusually stupid, and stupid and cute, hee-hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!
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