Tell me what god assists you ve seen?

As soon as I pulled my favorite sister paper into the game group, a group of people began to post my ugly photo emojis, and at that moment I was really like ashes.

The most time God assists is when we are promoting couples, once we went to dinner together and there was a relationship that was being established, and then the woman asked the man, am I beautiful, and then we sang: Confirm the eyes, I met the right person.

When playing the Glory of Kings clone, five Zhuge Liang were selected, and in the later stage, orders were grabbed everywhere, and five people were directly opened 3

skill, five energy cannons just solve one.

When my mom found out that I was gay, she sent me to the same prison, and I was so grateful that she had come up with such a good way to put me with 500 boys who had the same sexual orientation as me.

I went to smoke together, as if I forgot to bring fireworks, and then as soon as I went to the smoking area with my friends, they brought me a cigarette and put it on my mouth, and the other took out a lighter for me to light it.

Chasing a girl, chasing for a long time and still didn't agree, one day I went out to play with my classmates, and a classmate brought his sister here, yes, his sister is the one I like. It's really amazing.

When I was in college, my high school classmate was in the Department of Construction Engineering, and I was asked to sing K on my birthday, and then I met a very good girl from the Department of Foreign Languages, so I asked her to go with me High school classmate asked me, why did you bring her here? I said, what's the problem? It turned out that the roommate of the high school classmate liked this foreign language girl Later, the two sides exchanged ** or something, and it didn't take long for them to be together, and now the child is 3 years old

Colleagues were joking together, and then saying that I was gay with a colleague, and then the colleague said to me, husband.

At night, the little girl upstairs ran down and knocked on the door, it was my mother who went to open the door, but the little girl's dog was lost, and asked if we had seen a dog, my mother turned around and pointed to me lying on the sofa, saying that there is one here, if you want it, you can take it away. The little girl was stunned at the time, and she was quite good-looking. God-assisted mother.

Judging by this standard, even if a player relies entirely on individual performances, crossing most of the pitch to score the ball and passing the ball to him, his teammate (even the goalkeeper) is the assister; And player A shoots into the net after hitting the frame** and then B makes a supplementary shot, then A is also the assister. However, as with offside and own goals, there is still ambiguity about the definition of this "assist". If the ball touches an opposing player in the middle of the game, the passer is still considered an assister as long as the opposing player does not gain possession.