I want a humorous confession

Raise your hands in favor of I love you.

Against I think you please raise your feet.

Disclaimer: This question is forbidden to lie down.

Premise: You can't choose it.

I love you, you know? Why do I love you so much? Because you are you, you are not a pig or a sheep. So I love you

I just received a message, alas, I will take a little effort to show you, maybe you have seen it.

You just like me when you receive this message;

To delete you is to have a crush on me;

You just want to marry me;

If you don't go back, you will agree to marry me;

Modify you, and you'll die, it's all mine;

The store will be mine for the rest of my life!

Just watch it :)

After receiving it, I felt speechless, you can see if it is useful.

If you don't be my girlfriend, I'll be your boyfriend, no matter haha

i love three things,the sun,the moon and sun for the day,the moon for the night and you forever.Of course, the humor seems to be lacking.

Give her a little mirror and tell her it's the ** of the person you love.

Ask him or her when you are facing him/her; "I love the person opposite, do you think it? ”

I love you like a mouse loves rice. Ha ha.

Do you know what our relationship is?

Dizzy, don't you know?

It's been together for so long, you don't know what the relationship is, faint to death, guess what the relationship.

Hey, I've liked you for so long, you didn't notice.

As long as it's from the heart, you don't have to be humorous! If you want to express it, don't care if you will fail!

Half-jokingly

If you are rejected, there is a "way out", haha

Start by saying she likes you.

Then turn around and say you like her.

You have a lot of tricks to think of.

Confession is still humorous and serious?

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Is there any humor in confession?

Tell you one thing, do I like you to do this?