Ask for a text message that will make the girl laugh!!!

I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. At that time, I was in the first grade of elementary school, and my teacher took us out into the field for nature practice classes. Seeing the spring breeze blowing green and the willows pulling branches, the teacher couldn't help but think of a question, so he asked:

Students, do you know how to identify the direction of the wind? "I know! A little girl in the same class picked up a leaf from the ground and threw it into the air, "Pick up a piece of something and throw it in the air, and see it float that way."

Well, that's good. The teacher praised, "Then which other students would like to show everyone another way to see what kind of wind is blowing now?" "Me.

I volunteered to walk out, picked up half a brick from the ground and threw it into the air......

Report to the teacher, it's blowing the wind right now! ”

It's best to send: I'll send you 30 million: be careful, be careful, don't forget the 30 million.

During a military exercise, a shell deviated very far, and the soldiers sent to inspect it found that the shell had fallen in the farmland, and you were standing in the middle of the field, and your clothes were broken and your face was pitch black, and you said with tears in your eyes: "The thief who steals cabbage can be bombarded with a shell???

I haven't really seen a text message that can make people laugh until they smoke, friend, you know the trouble to tell me later!!

Send you a text message, and then you can't see me, you can't see me,,, I hope you can be happy every day, and always love me to see you laugh.

The only thing I can do now is chopsticks.

Here are a few, make her not laugh at you looking for me:

The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

The fashionable woman dyed her hair in a colorful way, and when she went to the market one day to buy groceries, she lowered her head to tie her shoes. An old lady had a bad look in her eyes, she touched the woman's head and said loudly, boss, how much is this mop?

A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. The police came: what happened? Drunk: I don't know, I've just arrived.

During the lecture, the teacher's zipper was opened, and he himself was not aware of it. When a girl saw it, she stood up and reminded: Teacher, you didn't close the door! The teacher waved his hand: Whatever it is, the dean will come to visit ...... in a while

Buy oranges, boss: a piece of five pounds. Me: It's too expensive, five dollars and three catties. Boss: No, no, no.

Uh, you don't even make it clear, what do you think.

Haha, every day sunshine network is more classic than this @!

An old lady is illiterate, but she likes to listen to the radio, and the weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question I want to ask, do you know where the local area is?" It rains almost every day.