Ask for a humorous text message for a girl! Be funny

A woman couldn't get married because of her small breasts, and one day she went on a blind date and said to a man: "I have small breasts, do you dislike it?" The man said, "Is there a big steamed bun?" The woman said yes! On the night of the cave room, the man rushed out of the cave room, knelt down and looked up to the sky and shouted: "Oh my God, Wangzai's little steamed buns!" ”

Wife: I think back then, my body was my body, and my physique was my physique. The front is beautiful, the side cliffs, and the back is willows and flowers, right? Husband: Yes, but your soil and water conservation efforts have failed.

The female secretary said: I am pregnant. The leader continued to look down at the document and said:

I had a ligation. The female secretary paused for a while and said, "I'm joking with you."

The leader raised his head and glanced at her, took a sip of water and said: Me too. This case tells us that people who often hang out don't panic when they encounter problems.

The wife shouted angrily: "I really regret it, I knew this, it is better for me to marry the devil than to marry you." The husband smiled and said, "This is impossible, don't you know that close relatives are not allowed to marry?" ”

On the first night of the boar and the sow's wedding, the boar found out that the sow was not a virgin pig and angrily retorted: Who did it? The sow lowered her head and blushed and said embarrassedly: It's this guy who reads the text message...

Wife: "I've been married for more than half a year, why don't I see you engaged in literary creation?" Husband:

How can I have that genius! Wife: "Before you got married, didn't you publish your works in the provincial evening newspaper?"

Husband: "I'm referring to the marriage notice...”

Please believe my words, this will never be a lie, I am sincere to you, but you still don't understand, a person who loves you deeply, understands how difficult it is to love you, but the infatuation remains the same for a lifetime!

Look at the second word in each line).

Don't care about her, you have to know how to cherish it if you leave her.

Cool you**? It's okay, I miss you so much! Don't send me a message back, call your phone and say turn it off! I love you! Write your name in the heart of your feet, run twenty miles a day, you can't grind you to death, and you can't take care of yourself in life!! Ha ha.

Almighty God, please bless those who don't call me, don't send me text messages, and don't miss my friends, let his phone fall into the toilet, the key also falls, and it's best to fall down with people! Amen!

If autumn is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world is gone, I will wait for you in heaven; If you're gone, I'll miss you in tears; If I'm gone, I'll let him take care of you, he's good at raising pigs, really, don't lie to you!

If you dare to be unhappy today, I will make your face a color screen, your head into a vibrating, your ears into a chord, and your whole body into a straight board; If you dare, I will beat you into a clamshell; If you dare, you will be second-hand!

The boy said to the girl, "Your father must be a thief!" ''The girl was surprised, how could the boy say that to Daddy?!' The boy added: 'He stole the stars from the sky into your eyes!' ’

I love you for the rest of my life! It's true, trust me! You're my baby! Life can't do without you! Your heart is best known only to me! Your eyes are the most tender (look at the third word of each sentence).

A man named Doudou lost a leg in a car accident, and another leg in a car accident, but there are still two legs left, why is that? Because Beanie is a dog.

Are you going to eat meat or vegetarian.

Meat is. A little white rabbit, her husband had been out for a long time and had not come home, so she went out to look for it, and when she came to a fork in the road and did not know which way to go, there happened to be a gray rabbit there, so she asked the gray rabbit if he had seen her husband, and the gray rabbit said, "Let me be happy."

I'll tell you. The little white rabbit could only wronged himself. Then she walked and walked, and came to a fork in the road, where there was a black rabbit, and the black rabbit made the same request...

After some time, the little white rabbit got pregnant, guess what color the rabbit it gave birth to?

At this time, you can't say what color your girlfriend is, and then she will naturally ask you, what color is it?

You say, "Let me be pleased, and I will tell you."

1. All happiness will not be waiting for you all the time, the people who love you and the people you love are not ready to appear, please learn to cherish it.

When a person who loves you deeply changes for you, it is because he loves you, and when you meet someone, he puts away his stubborn temper for you; And because he loves you, he turns your interest into his interest when ......Or because he loves you.

There's no reason to like someoneThe unrepentant effort is considered worthwhile, as long as you can be with the person you love.

In fact, we all have some such people around us, but (you. I. He hasn't discovered that the person who knows you best will always be by your side to protect you and not let you have a trace of grievances; People who truly love you may not say many things that love you, but they will do many things that love you...

If you find someone like this around you, please cherish .......

Please remember! The stars that can't be picked are always the brightest, and the small fish that slip away are always the most beautiful. The missed movie is always the best, and the lost lover always understands you best.

In this world, everyone has someone they want to find, and once they miss it, they won't come back.

If you fall in love, don't give up easily. It's awkward, maybe you regret it for a while; But you give up, and it may make you regret it for the rest of your life. A life that has experienced love is beautiful, and love that cannot stand the test is not profound.

A good love enriches life, and a love that has passed the test is perfect...