Remember what s the funniest story you ve ever heard?

I heard my father tell a joke about Kong Rong: Kong Rong has two sons, the eldest son is six years old, and the younger son is five years old.

Then the elder son said to the younger, "Why don't you bow before you drink?" The youngest son said: This wine was stolen, of course there is no need to salute.

People who get airsick on airplanes often because most of them are first-time passengers. On one flight, an old man took a plane for the first time, and suddenly became disgusted and hurriedly shouted to the flight attendant: I want a bag, and the flight attendant immediately gave him one, but he had a very big appetite and immediately vomited the bag.

Sister hurriedly turned around to get more bags, but when she came back, she saw that the whole cabin was vomiting, she was puzzled, someone told her, at first we all watched him vomit, but when he vomited all over the bag, the stewardess had not come, this guy was afraid that things would spill out and had to drink back a sip of vomit, so disgusting, he didn't care, the whole warehouse couldn't stand it, everyone vomited!

Walking on the road with a buddy that day, suddenly a woman's hands in front of me danced, jumping lively, and full of swearing, giving the ghost a body....The buddy looked flustered and pulled me and said hurry up, I thought it was a neurosis, and when I was far away, the buddy panted and said, I didn't pay attention to the cigarette butt just now, it seemed to be bounced into her neck....

Painted a gray nail polish, he was frightened: Do you have nail fungus, I scolded and remembered, and then one day I was very attentive: Wife, your nails today are so special, red and black, black and purple, purple and a little blue, which store made it?

The wife said faintly: That's the old lady was caught by the door in the office!

Because the temperature of the air conditioner was turned on too low, I woke up feeling dizzy and sneezing. I struggled to get up to make breakfast for my parents, and my dad said, "Don't do it, I'll go downstairs and buy something ready."

I was so touched by my dad's concern that I returned to the bedroom. At this time, my mother came out of the bedroom and said, "Your father is afraid that you will sneeze into the pot..."

Stupid Erha, came back from the vegetable market with me, the dog had a piece of meat in his mouth, I thought it must have been the dog in front of the meat stall, fortunately the store didn't see it, or I had to ask for money, at noon, I rummaged through my vegetable basket, and I didn't find the piece of pork belly I bought.

After eating at noon, I climbed to the top bunk to rest, and the students in the lower bunk wore headphones while watching a movie while eating instant noodles, and after a while, the classmates suddenly said, "Why are there crispy bones in instant noodles?" I silently put away the nail clippers that cut my toenails.

Once on the bus, a beautiful mm got on the bus, took out the card to swipe the card, only to listen to the card machine reply: drop the old man's card! The whole car froze and looked at her.

She said with a black line on her face: What are you looking at, Tianshan Tong Lao, haven't you seen it? Uncle Yi got up and said:

Come, auntie, sit here.

My girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing, and the first time I took my girlfriend back to my rural hometown, I said: Mom, Zhu Jing is here. When my mother heard this, she said, "When the pig comes in, just drive it out."

The classmate boy looked at the classmate girl and said blankly: You belong to the type between good-looking and ugly, the girl classmate was very happy, thinking that it would be good if it wasn't ugly, but the classmate boy said quietly: The middle between good-looking and ugly is so ugly, and the classmate girl suddenly ran away!

Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and I gave a hundred yuan bill

Feed! Your son is here, and if you don't want us to tear up the ticket, you will exchange yourself for him! ”

The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said:

Tear it up, you don't even have 5 dollars after tearing it! ”

My dad told me when he was young, once he went to load coal, his face was all black, but on the way home, a little child walked by and asked, "Grandpa, how do you go this way?" At that time, my father was surprised and became a grandfather at the age of 30.

I do remember the funniest story I've ever heard, when I heard my mom tell me about the wolf.

It's not funny, it's not too beautiful, how can it feel like so many people are chasing stars