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My boss is not tall, not handsome, and easy to speak coldly, but when he does something seriously, I think he is super interesting, and I didn't find such a person who would do such a caring thing, that is: <>
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Our teacher is 8 months pregnant, but she is still working hard at her job. For midterm exams, she invigilated us for one of the subjects she taught us. One student wrote for less than 20 minutes and put down his pen and lay on the table.
Just when I was envious that he could write, the teacher suddenly asked:"Did you do well in the exam this time? Look at how fast you stop writing!
Teacher, calm down when you change my test papers, I'm afraid you're angry! "That's right, he's a man, and in such a serious exam room, our whole class laughed!
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She's just stupid and cute, and she's cute. High school tablemates, good girlfriends now. When I first met at the beginning of school, I was not familiar with it and asked me:
Huang xx, what's your last name? "I ......"You don't know it all. "In order to talk to me, they forced an awkward conversation.
After knowing each other for a long time, when I am familiar, my true nature is exposed, and it used to be very humble to eat snacks together, but now it becomes, "Mine, mine." "Huh! It's still cute, shameful!
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Yes, I used to have a junior high school classmate, who was short and didn't look very good, but he had his own ideas and was very interesting to talk about.
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Speaking of which, I have to mention a classmate of mine. The last train of the night was half past eight and didn't know how to go back, and then I sent a circle of friends in a daze, haha It's stupid. Ahem, but as a senior comic, all kinds of wrong paths, slow response is common, please cherish the people around you.
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The school bans DU activities, and asks students to write a declaration of banning DU, and a stupid write: I can't afford to absorb ......
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I have a friend who is short and very funny, and every time my friends get together, he can control the whole audience and speak for an hour.
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I have two friends, one is a delicate boy who takes a bath three times a day and pays special attention to health and health, and the other is a cute girl ...... who returns to basics, climbs trees and holds birds, and treads mud to find insectsThe situation was ...... when they went out with meYou can probably make up ...... in your brains
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When we went to the toilet together, my roommate, she suddenly sang loudly in the cubicle that she borrowed from the sky for another 500 years ......I laughed inwardly.
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There are many kinds of fun, low-level fun and high-level fun as well as vulgar fun, I hope you are not the latter two.
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My mother: 'Please say a slogan about caring for flowers and plants'
Me: 'Today you step on my head, tomorrow I will grow on your grave'
It can be seen that my mother's heart is broken
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A student, once a holiday, I forgot what festival, classmates sent small gifts to each other, the head teacher saw it, and said that we don't need to send things to each other, there is no need, the classmate answered, yes, don't send sugar, send homework, and don't spend money.
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People who know me say I'm funny, but I don't think what I say is funny... Later, the whole dormitory watched a movie together and found out that my laughter was completely different from everyone's...
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I'm ugly, talking, doing things, men, women and children like me.
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Am I a serious joke teller?
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A teasing roommate said that he had always thought that trucks were called like this: "Please be careful if you steal a car, please be careful about a car theft".
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The old man downstairs is 70 years old, and he sings every morning as soon as he goes out (I shout, sharpen the scissors to make the kitchen knife.) )
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"I ......Hahahahaha
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I have a colleague who, like a normal girl, has a public face. But he has a very strong family history.
He himself was a graduate of a book and then just took the exam for graduate school. We all jokingly called him Xueba, but he looked helpless, until the end, he told us that he was the worst student in their family, so when we called her Xueba, she was embarrassed.
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I think Ma Yun's father is such a person, although his appearance is not particularly outstanding, but his ability is really super that many people can learn from him, he is very powerful at this time, he can think of things that many people can't think of, and walk in the forefront of the times.
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A friend of mine, an IT programmer, should belong to the R&D team when he works in a Japanese company. As we all know, the people who engage in IT have very high salaries, and they don't have the ability to work, and many of them that I don't understand and can't solve with him, but he also has the common problem of programmers, that is, sloppy, and usually doesn't clean himself up at all, and it's really the kind of standard otaku who doesn't want to look at him when he is thrown into the crowd. They have confidentiality treaties for their work, so I can't say too much, but the ability is really great.
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I have a classmate who looks very average, not tall, and when he was in school, he was not outstanding in his studies, and he felt like an ordinary person.
Many years later, at a class reunion, I met with this classmate, and through the introduction of other classmates, I learned that he was already the owner of many companies, and he had nothing to do with his major.
Later, he told me that when he started his business, he also lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in a row, and mortgaged his house in the most difficult time.
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When I was in high school, a teacher was not very tall, and we privately named him Gen No. 2, but he gave a very good lecture. His son has always been the first in his class when he transferred to us, and he looks the same as him, just like a clone, and as a result, he was admitted to a key university.
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I have a colleague who looks ordinary, but he is very capable, he has several houses in his house, and there is a big company outside, I feel that he is still quite easy-going, if you don't know his details, I think he is a very ordinary person, but he is a person worth tens of millions.
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My master, who looks small, thought he was a very honest person at first sight, but who knew that he was very smart, very good at observing other people's reactions, and his temper was very short-tempered, the kind that would do with people if he didn't agree, and he had a lot of relationships in society, and then I inquired and found out that he had more than ten younger brothers under his hands to follow him, which really surprised me.
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My tablemate, don't look at the five big and three thick, fat head and big ears, in fact, he is a very powerful person, he speaks very funny, and often makes us laugh and have a stomachache.
I remember when I was a sophomore in high school, our Chinese teacher was more than seven months pregnant, and the invigilator took us more than 20 minutes to stop the pen in my hand after a test paper at the same table.
The teacher asked him: Did you do well in the test this time?
As a result, he said: When the teacher corrects my test papers, I must calm down, and I must not move the tire gas.
His words made us laugh, and he was so funny.
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I remember when I was in junior high school, a boy in my class didn't like to talk much, and he looked very popular, he was a very ordinary person, but he was very good at mathematics, like that kind of geometry problem, let him read it and think about it for a while, no matter how difficult it was, he could do it.
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I once participated in a Rubik's Cube competition. The first of our group was a mediocre-looking and not very good-looking person. At first glance, he didn't think this person was amazing, but when he turned the Rubik's Cube, he could see how spiritual his hands were.
Those hands can turn the Rubik's Cube with ease. It really feels like God has given him a pair of particularly dexterous hands.
Shanxi double synthetic Guo Dulin mooncakes.
As the saying goes, "failure is the mother of success", it really makes sense, don't give up if you fail, stick to it and work hard for it, and you will succeed one day.
I like to watch extreme challenges, my favorite variety show in China, there are too many interesting places in chicken strips, and the theme and link design of his program are also very meaningful. I remember that it was the issue when Xu Zheng came, everyone first put their ice cubes into the cabinet in the order they came, and later asked them if they wanted to change it, Xu Zheng chose to change it, but the next box was Xiao Pig's, and his ice cubes were on Huang Lei's side, so there was no ice cubes for him in the box.
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