I asked Lei Dingxing, and that master helped me write a funny self introduction

Who can move freely after being struck by lightning? Of course it's me, Lei Dingxing

I am the Minister of Learning. I like foreign languages very much, and I was interested in some film and television works at the beginning, so I love Japanese and Korean. Although I am very ladylike, I am very fond of sports, I like karate and badminton, and all sports except swimming.

I have always believed that there is no contradiction between a lively personality and a quiet appearance. I hope that in our current student union, the learning department can organize more novel activities, get rid of the wrong idea that everyone thinks that the learning department is just learning, and hope that everyone will make progress together and get along with each other.

I'm the head of the learning department, and I'm very humorous, very humor

My name is (your name).

From the cosmic municipalities (and then your city).

He's a cheerful (your character) boy.

This year, the eldest is not small, and he is just at the age of youth (your age).

Thank you all for holding back the vomiting and listening to my introduction.

Xiaoqiang's heroine's pia Fei Shi (very funny).

The Lord of Variety (very warm and humorous).

Sleep with Yan Shao.

The story of a modern-day female hooligan and an ancient CEO.

Oh, if you say it in too much detail, there will be no suspense, this is a crossing classic. A copy that I ended up loving. I watched it more than a dozen times.

A slight smile is very captivating.

At this time, the friend bar jumped up again, clicked slightly, and the letter writer was real water without fragrance. He probably got a little fire too, and his tone was not polite. "What's the matter, weren't you very happy yesterday? And I also compensated you, you don't want it yourself. "3c59dc048e88

I wanted to cry without tears, and typed back weakly: "Classmate, I'm just here to ......."Look at ......Hot ............And ............”

That's part of it. This one is very good, - made me laugh a lot in the book city, I guess there are people who think I'm crazy. ）

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Su Yujin.

Today, I'm going to pick up this top 10 junior team member.

Who would dare not vote for me.

I took his whole family in my mouth.

I don't know if this will work

hello everyone ！I'm du, a sunny, energetic and a little shy little girl This year, I've been a wave.

The girl with the right wings, Fang Ling, is 15 years old, a loyal post-90s generation. I love singing and dancing! I'm not nervous now, my heart is beating faster, thank you!

thank you！(The last thank you is the most important!) It must be sassy!

That's humor!

I'm a junior high school student.

The girl who came, although she looked good.

It's not good, but it can be said that Bai is Lin Du's sister. I have a wide range of hobbies, and I have a lot of friends, maybe because I'm more popular. I look very well-behaved, but I don't have the gentleness and cuteness of a girl in my bones.

Although I am fifteen years old, I still like to be coquettish, and my good friends often say that I have a "coquettish fetish", and this new term was born in me! I also have a lot of shortcomings, and I have always taken the good points from my good friends and downplayed my own shortcomings. I like to write essays, and the following is the article I'm about to give a speech about, (I'll make it up myself, I'm only a freshman in junior high school, I've been like this before, so let's make do with it).

Look, my dad has a lot of skills, and he predicted early on that Yang Lele and Wang Han would be together, and he should go to buy lottery tickets. Pay attention to my gender, the same as Audrey Hepburn; Pay attention to my eloquence, as Obama; Pay attention to my speed, the same as the Audi; Attention, huh? Who's calling me?

Profound! I'm coming! ”

Well... I stole the computer.,So I can't play.。。。 I think you can think about what you want to introduce yourself... What you say is the real thing

My name is Yang Han, Yang Han's Yang Han, please note: not Yang Han.