What tricks have you been beaten by your significant other?

Me: Five. She:

Have you ever seen a star with four corners? Me: No.

When I walked to a clothing store, my girlfriend stopped, and I turned my head to see her staring at a beautiful dress. She didn't say she wanted to buy clothes, but from the look in her eyes, you could see which ** she really longed for. As a man, when he saw this situation, he was most afraid of seeing his girlfriend's eyes, so he didn't say much and took her to buy this dress.

When we were in an ambiguous period, he said to me: Recently, there have been rumors that I like you, and I want to clarify that it is not a rumor. And then we fell in love together.

Just now, my boyfriend and I went back to school after dinner. When I saw a super good-looking young lady, I hurriedly told him, but he didn't see it, so I said, "You don't look at people when you walk", and he said, "Because I only have you in my eyes".

Do you know why crows love camels? Because it doesn't make sense that crows like camels like you. I have superpowers, do you know what they are?

I love you so much. Do you know the difference between sleep and insomnia? Because I lost U, I had insomnia.

My boyfriend had a public elective class called Zhou Yi Philosophy, and I asked him if he was learning fortune telling. He said yes, I said you can do the math for me. He briskly said that you are my life. Although it's really heartwarming, it's still an earthy love story.

She asked, "Do you like Lao Tzu?" I said, "Yes, thief." She said: Lao Tzu is dead, why do you like him, like me. I said: Okay, like you.

It's really embarrassing to say it. "You're weird today. "Well, ** weird? "Weird cute. "Goodbye with a glance. "What time is it? "It's ten o'clock. Nope. It is the seven points of our love. ”

I recall that he once told me, "Your parents are not easy. "I:

What's wrong? Him: "It's not easy to pull you so big."

Me: "It's not easy. "He:

In order to make it easier for your parents, I am willing to take over this burden from your parents! ”

Do you have a lighter? "No", "How did that ignite my heart", "Yes", "No wonder it ignites my heart", "Why do you always walk without looking at the road?" "It's all falling into my heart."