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Anonymous users2024-02-12One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”
The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”
Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”
Teacher: "Young. ”
Student: "Old. ”
Teacher: "Stand." ”
Student: "Lie down".
Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”
Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”
Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”
Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "Stop! ”
Student: "Go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”
Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
..After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the books in his arms, hoping that you would give them to me.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11A walked up to the stage and ....... applause
B ran to the stage with a disgruntled face).
B: I'm! Hum!
A: What's wrong? Brother?
B: I'm running away from home. (Tears are arising).
A: Wouldn't you?
B: What wouldn't! My mom won't buy me that toss 4 computer.
Armor; That's called Pentium.
B: Whatever, it's popular now, and my mom won't buy it for me, so I'll be in a hurry with her.
A: (to the audience) How can there be such a person?
B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store, so we walked in, and we were immediately attracted by a computer.
A: How much?
B: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just 4 zeros.
A: Isn't that expensive?
A: You! How difficult it was for your mother to give birth to you, why are you like this? Running away from home ......You can figure it out!
B: (Slows down, with shame) What do you say?
Armor; Go back and apologize to her.
B: Okay, you're ......Forget it, when I suffer.
A: What's wrong? What's wrong?
B: You told me to apologize, and I went, but it turned out ......
A: What was the result?
B: As a result, my mom wasn't angry at all.
A: Is this good?
B: What's good, I'm not a little ashamed that she didn't buy me a computer. You say it's infuriating?
A: It's you who apologize! Still counting on her to apologize to you?
Second; It's all you! Tell me to apologize, isn't it a big loss now?
A: If you do something wrong, you have to admit your mistake and apologize.
B: What should it be, I wanted to just say 'I'm sorry' casually and listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now I ......(Angry) blame you!
A: Who's who! (Finger B, facing the audience).
A: Haven't you helped your mother once?
B: What do you mean?
A: Just help her with some housework.
B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage, and I saw two green cylinders, one with a big mouth and one with a small mouth, so I drew lots to decide which one to pour, and finally decided which one to pour the smallest.
A: What's wrong?
B: I saw four big characters on the 'garbage can' - 'China Post'.
A: Ah! A: That's what you did?
B: No, 1, but I don't dare to take out the garbage in the future.
Armor; What's that for?
B: Mopping the floor. A: That's a good idea.
Second; I dragged so hard that the floor was full of human figures.
A: Well done!
B: After I dragged it out, my mom was about to compliment, boom! Fall, stand up, boom! I fell again and got up ......
A: Boom! Another fall.
B: I didn't fall this time.
A: That's fine.
B: This time, I just lay down after standing up.
Armor; Halo
A: Anyway, she's still your mother! You have to have a grateful heart.
Second; A: It is to repay the kindness of parents and care for them bit by bit.
B: I see, I will never let my mother hold a broom all day long, carrying an ashtray in her hand, two rotten pen nibs between her feet, and a ...... on her head
A: What? B: Pressure cooker!
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Anonymous users2024-02-10You can make up a script by yourself, because only if you do it with your heart are the most creative
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