Are there any super hilarious personality signatures? 5

If a woman is not ruthless, how can she gain a foothold.

School is almost starting year, my back hurts, my legs hurt, my face has acne, and even my heart is starting to beat.

Don't discharge me because I have caller ID here.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you, silently, betray you.

Every man in the world will lie, but some men want to lie to you for a while, and some men want to lie to you for a lifetime.

Immature men always care about women's appearance; Mature men are very good at looking at their wives' faces.

Don't be obsessed with brother, brother won't be anything. But your sister-in-law will split my brother.

Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationships.

If you say that I am a bad person, I will use potion to kill you.

The world laughs at me for being too second, and I laugh at the world for being too late to realize.

thinks that the East is undefeated, but in fact, it is the second generation of the declining god....

Go and go, don't waste the word youth, you are already in autumn. If you want to say 360 lines, I still like Journey to the West the most, and if you want to say 360 lines, I still like banks the most. Bright moonlight in front of the bed, hey, there is a bottle of hand cream on the ground.

Chirp and chirp, Mulan is playing game consoles. Thirty-six strategies to deal with Spider-Man, must be used: pesticides.

Uncle hated his sister-in-law when he used it. I walked away with a brow on my face, just as I came with a wink.

All the people who are using the iPhone now have relics ...... in their hands

Farts come out of the mouth. (That is, people speak like farts).

Drink arsenic with a smile. Let's be funny!

Don't be obsessed with your sister, your sister is better than your brother....

Think about it。。 Streak in winter.

Every time I finish an exam, I comfort myself. It's okay, it's about participating ......When it snows heavily, we don't wear an umbrella and keep walking, can we go all the way to Baitou?

If you have flowers, the cows will not dare to pull dung in the future!

Even if the egg hurts, you have to be calm...

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no ads yet.

If Lu Yuanguo is rich, it is also a mistake, then I would rather be wrong again and again.

Marrying a wife should be marrying Xiaoshao, making friends should be Ling Arcchong, it is best to be Qiao Feng as a man, and Wei Xiaobao has to come out to mix.

Nonsense is the first sentence of interpersonal relationships.

Beasts still have the slightest pity, and I don't have any, so I'm not a beast.

Brother, I'll throw a brick first, and if there's corn, I'll throw it over.

Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, stealing many people's ideas is research.

I thought I was very evil, but when I met him, I realized that there were almost no people who were kinder than me.

I never make a typo, but I write through a fake word.

The wisdom stool strength test is to see how stupid the bottom is.

I'm not going to watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.

As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; You cry, you are the only one in the world who is crying.

The thing I regret most in my life is writing to you now.

I want to be an emperor, I'm afraid of being wordy; If you want to be an official, you are afraid of too many things; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of brushing the pot; I really want to beat you up, I'm afraid of getting into trouble.

It's not that I'm careless, but I did it on purpose.

It is not difficult for a person to make mistakes, but difficult things are only made in a lifetime and never corrected.

Life in the world is nothing more than making others laugh and laugh at them occasionally.

The true meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food anywhere for the rest of your life.

If you say that I am a bad person, I will use potion to kill you.

1.Those who don't want to take the test will all be right, but I hope that all the people will be right.

2.If you're five cents, I'm five cents, and we'll be together!

3.If you have six cents, I have six cents, and we can have two together!

4.If you are seven cents, I am seven cents, and we can die together (four)!

Give you a very connotative signature: coaxing a woman is like hanging Q, at least two hours a day, and the sun can be over for a long time.

Personality signature** A little color, will see: 1. Give me a fulcrum, I can pry up a globe; And if you give me a knife, you can scare me. 2. "I've grown my hair, I've grown long."

Wukong, there is not enough firewood, go and bring the scriptures. Wujing,Go see if the eight precepts are ripe...

In the next life, I will be your heart, if I don't beat, you will have to die.

I am your man in life, and my death is your mascot.

Just look at my side face, you'll never want to look at my face.

Whoever asks me to celebrate April Fool's Day, I will let him celebrate Qingming Festival.

Question: I just bt** a Japanese drama today, and after about a few minutes, the clothes of the hero and heroine suddenly couldn't be displayed, and I was very chicken at that time! All of a sudden, the clothes won't show, is my graphics card broken?

Also, after a few seconds, I noticed that there was a problem with my sound card, and suddenly I sent a grace. Ahhhh Oooh sound! It lasted for an hour, and there was no previous voice of the hero and heroine!

In the end, I found out that there may be a problem with my processor, that is, after the graphics card had a problem, I patiently watched this Japanese drama, and I found that the hero and heroine were always repeating the same action, and after a few minutes, they were repeating other actions, is my processor also bad, and I can't keep up with the frame rate of the movie!

Please help me diagnose it.

This is a program that tests the performance of your computer.

Uh-huh. Ahhhh The faster the sound, the better your computer's sound card.

Similarly, the faster you repeat an action, the more powerful your processor will be.

And I've been looking for this software for a long time.,Where did the landlord find it?

Don't call me an otaku, please call me Marie Curie.

What a pity! No bonuses! No house! No more luxury cars! It's pathetic. What will the leader say? Maybe he'll be locked up in a dark room.

I thought you were starting to be decadent, only to find out that you had no heart all along.

What do you want to do with the Russian personality signature, do you want to plot against Russia?

I'll just say three sentences, counting the previous one, I'm done.

My personality is not signed.

Love is not charity, and it cannot be given casually.

This year, you have to be fast, otherwise you won't be able to catch up with the heat when you eat.

As soon as the rat is powerful, everyone is a sick cat.

_e。I want to be an ant, just for a grain of rice can be happy for half a year.

It's so cold in winter. How does the Earth do it?I'm going to learn from it.

Money will come when it's spent, but you can't start over again when your life is gone.

The secret of longevity – keep breathing and don't lose your breath.

I was caught smoking by the teacher and refused to admit it. The teacher said, "What's the smell of smoke on your body?" I said: body fragrance.

Because of strangeness, so brave Because of strangeness, so brave Three seconds a card, the card is chic. Stop every five seconds, and stop tangibly. Keep waiting, buffering fails. Kaka stops, ** really good.

It's not that I don't have a temperament, it's just that my temperament has reached the realm of returning to the basics.

The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may also be a Tang monk.

There are three things in life that cannot be recovered: time, opportunity, and the words spoken.

You have not grown the heart of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Save the last sip of water for the comrades who need it! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

Hope it helps.

Don't complain about the dog following you if you look like a bun!

Meow! Woof! Hum! Chirping! Ga! Mutter! Ji! - What kind of animal do you guess I am? (Bad laughing.)

Don't call me an otaku, please call me Marie Curie.

All men are mortal?? You have to die early and die late...

In the afternoon of hoeing day, it was so comfortable to sleep. If you have nothing to do, it's better to fight the landlord

Defecation is forbidden here, and tools are confiscated for violators

Those who have money are uncles! But the money owed is not exchanged! . .

It's all QQ signatures that I used to use, I hope it can help you.

If you have any embarrassing things in life, you can also write them in your signature

After starting to catch chickens, it is basically chicken mahjong, which will be more fun. But some of the rules are different.

Some will add to catch the golden rooster, some are to catch the full house of chickens, some to catch live chickens (that is, it must be the cards in the hand, and the ones that go down are not counted), and some are playing two chickens, charging chickens. There are a lot of rules.

Don't worry, today I will bring you a "Mahjong Aid" and hope to help you swim.

The battle in the play is invincible, experience it c k13928 life is a kind of self-mentality adjustment.

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Plug-ins** There are surprises when combined.

My family washes the inkstone pond tree, and all the flowers bloom with light ink marks.

Don't let people praise the good color, just flow clear and full of energy.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.