Please help me find a little joke in English of about 150 words, preferably with a Chinese translati

i wasn't asleep

when a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. the conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "wake up, sir!

i wasn't asleep," the man answered.

not asleep? but you had your eyes closed."

i know. i just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

I didn't fall asleep.

When a group of women got on the bus, all the seats on the bus were filled. The conductor noticed that a man seemed to be asleep, and he was worried that he would sit too much, so he gently touched him with his elbow and said, "Sir, wake up!" ”

Didn't fall asleep? But your eyes are closed, aren't they? ”

I know I just don't want to see a lady standing next to me in a crowded car. ”

he is really somebody-- my uncle has 1000 men under him.

he is really somebody. what does he do?

a maintenance man in a cemetery.

He's such a big shot.

There were 1000 people under my uncle.

He's such a big shot. What for?

Cemetery Keeper.

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

fred: where are you going to keep them?

stan: in the bathroom 。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

stan: blindfold them!

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where do you want to keep them?

Stan Stan: Bathroom.

Fred: But what do you do when you want to take a shower?

Stan Blindfold them.

WS friend and foe 2007-10-17 10:24 report.

two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner marched over and told them, "you can't eat your own sandwiches here!

the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

The two copyists walked into a restaurant, asked for two drinks, took the sandwich out of their bag and began to eat. The owner of the restaurant came up and warned, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here." ”

The two lawyers looked at each other, shrugged, and exchanged sandwiches.

one day,a little boy asked his father,“baidad,how much does it cost to get married?”father replied,“i don't know,son,i am still paying.One day, the little boy asked his father:

Dad, how much does it cost to get married? "His dad went back to the dao

replied: "Son, I don't know the version, wow, I'm still paying." ”