Water Margin Campus Single Cross Talk, Ask for a funny cross talk script for two people on campus

"Cherish Time".

A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow. e5a48de588b662616964757a686964616f31333262383034

First of all, you use the original script, it's better to say that you should get it yourself, think about it yourself, sway a torch eye, a one that probably wants to express something, and then write it yourself.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

Tuanzhi Pa Senshu: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

League secretary: no repentance.

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Secretary of the Youth League: What are you doing at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits this spring.

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow.

B: Yo, why are you dragging it here?

A: Let's take you as an example, it's 11 this year, right?

B: It's 12.

A: Look at how big it is.

B: For a moment?

A: This "Huang" is also a word to describe time. Just gave birth to such a little, a child entered kindergarten at the age of 3, a child went to elementary school at the age of 6, and a child was 12, and it was time to graduate from primary school, and you shook it a few times.

B: How?

A: You're gone.

B: I dare to love me for the rest of my life.

A: This Akira has the same meaning as the arrow I just talked about.

B: Describe the sun, moon, and time.

A: Let yourself say, is time fast?

B: Too fast.

B: Looking forward to getting out of school?

B: Yes, 1 point less.

A: Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it, there will always be it.

A: Okay, let's get out of the game.