Urgent... Campus cross talk lines... The shorter, the better. About 150 words. Preferably an origina

A: Yu Qian's father buried Xun's father, Mr. Li.

B: Why is my dad's surname Li?

A: That's rotten, Mr. Guo.

B: That's not right.

A: What's that?

B: Also surnamed Yu.

A: You have acquaintances in the Public Security Bureau.

I'll tell you a cross talk called teasing you, teasing you, teasing you, and you're gone.

Campus Sketch Script: Funny and Humorous Cross Talk Sketch Short Script Lines Campus Sketch Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu Scene:

Classroom Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, compatriots, together... Same...

Go ahead. League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen! Youth League Secretary:

Really listen? Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure? Three:

Are you sure. Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse. Youth League Secretary:

Are you serious? Didn't lie to me? Three:

Do you want to talk about it? League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it!

--What am I going to say? Three people fainted. Campus Sketch Script:

Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines League secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again. League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore!

You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products! Xiaoling:

What a mess! League secretary: Xiaoling!

Why do you sleep in class? Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory? Xiaoling:

I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go! Youth League Secretary:

Can't you sleep after class? Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night? Xiaoling:

What do you do at night? League Secretary: Sleep!

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping? Xiaoling:

Very important thing! --Dine! Youth League Secretary:

What about learning? Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude!

Why do you sleep all day long? Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night? Xiaoling fainted.

Ai: Hahaha! Youth League Secretary:

Xiao Ai, why do you always play games? Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time!

I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xu Deliang, Guo Degang "My College Life", search the lines by yourself.

A: Remember me.

B: You are ......

A: Ah! I'm ***.

B: Oh - I don't know.

A: Eh, even I don't know, I'm ** (position)!

B: Oh! Still haven't heard of it.

A: Cut, you're too boring! Forget it, I'm "adults don't care about villains." "Not like you.

B: (whispering) Who is as knowledgeable as you?! Eh, anyway, what are you hanging out here? Did the teacher let me memorize the ancient poems?!

A: I've memorized it early! Unbelief? I ......

B: (interrupts A) I really don't believe it!

A: Cut! Look down on people!

B: I still look down on you!

A: You ......B: Okay, okay, let's stop arguing, you carry it, let the big guy listen, don't everyone understand!

A: Okay, you can get out!

B: Well......This guy must be bragging, since the first grade, he hasn't passed the story dictation! Give him a simple one! Well, you should memorize "Song of the Goose" first.

A: Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium plucks the clear waves.

B: Well, not bad. and then memorize "Qingming".

A: During the Qingming Festival, the rain has ......

B: (whispering) Looks like he's pretty good.

A: Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.

B: You ......No nonsense!

A: Forehead ......It's just a mistake, you just chose something I'm not familiar with!

B: Good, good, good! Say one yourself!

A: Red crisp hands, yellow vine wine, two yellow orioles singing green willows. Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, a line of egrets went up to the sky.

Not so good, tried my best.