Is there a funny joke inside? Bad joke pinch?

Begging》 On this day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came forward and said, "Can the boss give me a toothpick?"

The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The boss thought to himself, why doesn't this beggar want a toothpick instead of food?

He was also sent away, not too old, and another beggar came. The boss said to him, "Are you here to ask for a toothpick too?"

The beggar said, "One of them threw up, but I was a step too late, and the two beggars in front of me had eaten everything I could, and now only soup remains." Can you give me a straw? ”

Ah Song and Ah Bai talked about the fast time, and Ah Bai said: "When I was a child, it was Children's Day. Asson said

It's Youth Day again," Bai said, "It's Father's Day again." Asson said

And then it's the Chung Yeung Festival," Bai said, "And again... Ching ming festival! ”

Once, Xiao Ming wanted to perform a song and sang "We Are All Family", and on the day of the competition, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what he wanted to sing, and Xiao Ming was nervous and blurted out: "We are all human beings".

It's okay, it's kind of a bad joke o( o

There was a man named Xiaocai, and one day, he was taken away.

A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

A: Below the full text?

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

One day, a business owner gave a mayor a beautiful eyebrow, and the mayor said seriously: "Don't think that I will agree with you with beautiful eyebrows, I never appreciate beautiful women." As soon as the mayor finished speaking, he was struck to the ground by a lightning bolt.

Just listen to God saying, "Beauty is a work of art that I have created." You don't even dare to appreciate my artwork, and I'll give you some amazing looks.

The boss of the business smiled slightly: "If you don't appreciate it, you don't give face to God, God will be angry!" ”

Little white, little red, little black. Which will get motion sickness、

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

Since ancient times, no one has no , and no one has no paper for poop. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. Everyone eats without eating, and the meal turns into in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place.