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1: Because I was so crazy about dancing, I dreamed about it at night, and in the morning my mother pulled me up and suddenly shouted, "It's you!" I'm gone! ”

2: On the way to school, I saw the old people playing Tai Chi, and thought: The newcomer is the newcomer and still plays 72.

3: When I arrived at school, I saw mm in a skirt in my class, and said, "Don't jump 54, don't seduce me with your pants, and I was slapped in the face."

4: In math class, the teacher asked me to give the answer to the question. 564 564 64 564+64" was punished by the teacher.

When I did recess exercises, I was different from my classmates, and the teacher asked why, and I said, "Free dance steps are casually danced, they are all the same, it must be a plug-in, a bs plug-in."

5: Because the dance was too late in the evening, and the preparation activities for physical education class were slow, the teacher asked, "Why is the teacher slower than others?" I'm card. ”

6: In a trance, I accidentally walked to someone else's classroom and was kicked out by the teacher. "Damn, t me? Open room stepping! ”

7：.On the way home from school, I saw people gathered together. I thought, "I'm playing with the group, I haven't memorized the dance steps yet." ”

8: When I got home, I asked my mother for the second day's pocket money, and my mother gave her 20 yuan. I said, "20g? How can it be enough, you can't buy the most basic hair, at least 7000. "As a result, the 20 pieces were gone.

The happiest thing: sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money until your hands cramp. The saddest thing: sleep until your hands cramp, count the money until you wake up naturally.

Money can buy a house but can't buy a home, you can buy marriage but can't buy love, you can buy clocks but can't buy time, money is not everything, but the source of pain, give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

The boy is poor, otherwise he does not know how to struggle; Women are rich and raised, otherwise they should be coaxed away.

If you love me, please raise your hand, and if you don't love me, please do a handstand!

People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being rich, and women are afraid of being fat.

If you have money, it's also a kind of mistake, and my love is wrong again and again.

If marriage is the grave of love, then I expect someone to bury me.

Don't hang yourself from a tree, try a few more times in the surrounding trees.

I was also a seed of infatuation back then, and it rained ......Drowned.

Banknotes are not a panacea and sometimes require a credit card.

I allow you to come into my world, but you will never be allowed to walk around in my world.

I hope to one day double-click on my wallet with my mouse, then select a 100 dollar bill, press "Ctrl+C", and then keep "Ctrl+V".

A polar bear was lonely on the ice in a daze, and when it was bored, it began to pluck its own hair and play, one, two, three ......When there was not a single one left, he suddenly screamed ......It's so cold......It's cold enough!

The husband looked for woolen pants, and the wife said: I washed and washed the little one, and gave it to the eldest brother; The husband looked for a woolen sweater, and the wife said: I washed it and gave it to my second brother. Husband angry: You wash me and give it to your sister!

There was a male deer, and he walked and walked, and he went faster and faster, and finally it became a highway (deer).

There was a man who walked a long way. Walking and walking--- he was tired.

Once upon a time there was a little tiger who didn't eat meat, and his parents were very worried, and one day they saw the little tiger chasing a little rabbit, and the tiger chased the little rabbit and said, "Give me the carrots."

Women should remember that they must eat, drink, have fun and sleep well, once they are tired to death, there will be other women who spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, soak in our boyfriends, and beat our children.

The fart was too loud to hear.

When a young man and a woman were dating in the park, the girl wanted to fart in particular, so she thought of a solution: Woman: Have you ever heard a cuckoo call?

M: I haven't heard of it. Female:

I'll teach you, cloth (fart sound) valley (sound from the mouth). After learning a few times, the time to put it has been played. Female:

Do you hear me? M: The fart was too loud to hear.

After a boat wreck, 1 female passenger and 10 male passengers drifted to a deserted island. A month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what had happened in the month was so disgusting. A month later, they decided to bury her because they thought what had happened in the month was disgusting.

A month later, they decided to dig her up because they thought what had happened in the month was disgusting. A month later, God resurrected the woman because he found what had happened in the past few months to be disgusting.

Once upon a time, there was a person who liked to play **, and one day he hung up.