Let s have a funny joke! Collect the funniest humorous jokes, and if they re cold!!

Once upon a time, there was a man whose surname was Cai, and then he was taken away.

There was always a man whose surname was Cai, and then he was eaten.

Once upon a time there was a man surnamed Cai, and he wasn't taken away or eaten, so he was rancid...

One day, the family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside.

Mom was nervous and shouted outside the house

Son. What are you doing. It's all on fire and it hasn't come out.

Son: "I'm wearing socks."

Mom said, "What socks are you wearing when they're on fire?"

After five minutes, the son still hadn't come out.

The mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing?" Come out soon, it's all on fire, and it's still inside.

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks."

A professor gave a lecture in the field: "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirty... Then he squatted down, poked his fingers at the cow dung on the ground, and then put his fingers in his mouth and licked them clean.

A classmate hurriedly said: "I'm not afraid of getting dirty... Then he also poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, put it in his mouth and licked it clean

In addition, you have to be good at observing, I just poked the feces with my middle finger, but I licked my index finger...

Cooking things will have a fragrance, but there is one thing, it will be fragrant only if it is ice, that is Shenma? --Electricity, because refrigerator (incense).

One day, Lao Xiong's diary was finished, and he planned to go to the store to buy it, but it was ten o'clock at that time, and many shops were closed, so he searched for many places to find one with the lights on. Lao Xiong took a fancy to a diary and wanted to buy it, but the boss told him that this book was imported and cost 80 yuan. In the end, Lao Xiong bought it for sixty yuan.

But when he went out, the boss said gloomily: "Don't turn to the last page, you will regret it!" When the old bear came home, suddenly a gust of wind blew the last page of the diary, and when the old bear read it, he screamed and fainted.

The last page of the diary reads "Original price 3 yuan".

One day, I saw a question, "Let's have a funny joke," and I died laughing.

Once the little white rabbit met the big bad wolf, and the little white rabbit said, "Ask me if I am a little white rabbit!" You ask, you ask! ”

The big bad wolf asked, "Are you a little white rabbit?" ”

The little white rabbit was very excited: "I am, I am, I am!" ”

Then the white rabbit said, "You're asking me if I'm a big bad wolf!" ”

The big bad wolf asked again: ".Are you the big bad wolf? ”

The little white rabbit ran over and slapped the big bad wolf in the face: "It's so stupid, I told you that I was the little white rabbit." ”

After saying that, the little white rabbit ran away.

The big bad wolf looked at the back of the little white rabbit and tried to scream to make it stop, but it didn't.

You know why?

Because the big bad wolf is speechless!

How much is this sauce a pound ] The farmer carried the dung, and the foreigner saw it and asked: Uncle, how much is this sauce a pound? The farmer was silent, and the foreigner dipped some of his hand and put it in his mouth, thinking: If you don't tell me how much a pound is, I won't tell you that your sauce stinks.

What is the pencil last name? ==> Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

There's a hero, he's cold, he's cold

In the end, he died of cold.

Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom.

Let the two big ones get some wild vegetables and eat them together.

The little one said. I'm not going.

I'm leaving. You've eaten my mushrooms.

Two big ones.

No, it won't. Rest assured to go.

So the little white rabbit went.

Half a year has passed.

The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet.

A big one.

It's not coming back.

I'm going to eat it. Another big one said.

Wait a little longer, a year has passed.

The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet.

Two big discussions.

No need to wait. Let's eat.

That's when it happened. The little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it.

Said angrily. See! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms.