Funny things are not, are there funny things?

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid.

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When I was in junior high school, I had a classmate who was known for his love of farting.

Give an example. 1.The girl at his table was very funny, and once the guy farted, and the girl got angry, and then she asked him.

Are you farting?" the man refused to admit at first, and then the woman said, "If you don't recognize me, I'll tell the class."

The man began to get nervous and confessed. As a result, the woman said, "What are you going to do if it stinks?"

And then the man. He began to inhale and gasp to pump the fart back into his stomach.

2.Our math teacher is very fierce and serious. During an exam, he farted when the teacher walked by. This is the whole class seeing our poker-faced teacher rushing to the window in 3 steps, fanning the wind with his hand while gasping for air out of the window.

3.He farts loudly. Then he came up with a solution: deliberately move the stool to make some noise when farting to cover it up.

As a result, he didn't have a good time, and moved the stool loudly during class, rattling--, and then the class fell silent, and heard an unusually loud "porphyry".

Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......Wolf:

Who are you? Pig A: That's right!

Wolf: What? Pig A:

What is on the roof. Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?

Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof. The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: Who are you? Pig B:

I am not who it is (pointing to pig A) wolf: do you know it? Pig B:

Kindness. Wolf: Who is it?

Pig B: Yes. Wolf:

What the? Pig B: What's on the roof.

Wolf: Where? Pig B:

Where is me. Wolf: Who?

Pig B: Who is it? (and pointing to the pig a) wolf:

I don't know. Pig B: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What? Pig B:

It's on the roof. Wolf: Where?

Pig B: It's me. Wolf:

Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.

Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B:

"Oh my God" is our dad. Wolf: What, your father?

Pig B: No. The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed:

Why? "Pig ABC: Do you know our grandfather?

Wolf: What? Pig A:

No, why our grandfather. Wolf: Why?

Pig A: Yes! Wolf:

What is it? Pig A: No, it's "why".

Wolf: Who? Pig A:

Who am I. Wolf: Who are you?

Pig A: yes, who am I. Wolf:

What the? Pig AB: It's on the roof.

In the end, the wolf committed suicide.

Hello friend, judging from the situation you described to him, what you encountered is really funny, right? It shows that this person is very thick-skinned.

Let's give you a few jokes. Interesting things don't happen every day.

Last night, I accompanied the customer to sing in KTV, and the two young ladies came in and introduced themselves: "Hello boss, we are sisters, my name is Zhuo Dan, and her name is Zhuo Ma." I saw that the two young ladies were very good, and said to the customer:

You pick Zhuodan, I pick Zhuoma? The customer was stunned for a moment and said, "Welcome the sunrise and send away the sunset?"

2.One day in class, the teacher asked a classmate when to hand in the homework and replied: Tomorrow, the teacher said. : Tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much. Later, a brain-dead student said: There are so many tomorrows, why not delay it...

3.On the way to class today, I met our female instructor and handed her a banana that I was going to take to class. She hurriedly said:

Thanks....No, no, no, no, no...Then I didn't know how to get hot in my head, so I said: No...You can eat it!

4.The son was about to get married, but he didn't know how to do the Zhou Gong ceremony, so he asked his father what to do? The father said vaguely

When the time comes, you're on top, she'll be on the bottom. "On the wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been converted into a bunk bed, and angrily locked the door to prevent the groom from entering. The son shouted at the door

Hard! "The son then pushed hard, and his knee broke and bled out, and he couldn't help shouting:"Yes!

Bleeding! "I only heard my father say reassuringly in the room"That's right!

5.One day, Wu Song came to the tavern to drink and said to the shopkeeper: Good wine and good meat are served.

The shopkeeper said: Okay! After the shopkeeper brought the wine and food, Wu Song pointed to the wine and said

Go to the bowl. Shopkeeper 2: You just went to the bowl...

The second shopkeeper, died, at the age of 28.

Embarrassment is usually a situation that people encounter that makes people feel embarrassed. It is described in psychology as meaning that oneself or seeing others, in a certain situation, is forced into a predicament.