What do you think is the most nonsensical and bizarre confession?

When the male ticket confessed to me, we were on the way back to the dormitory that day, and suddenly carefully pulled my sleeves, and then I was divided, that, that, and told you something important, that is, that and that, that for a long time, I said that you don't say it, and that for a long time, and then I said that you are too stupid, and it is so hard to say that you like me, it seems that I am not being teased, but taking the initiative.

It's not weird.,It's just that I don't like the confession across the phone screen.,Later,One day he asked me why I didn't agree.,I didn't ask me how I replied.,As a result, the second goods kissed me on the face with snot and tears and said that it's a question now.,Rub my face.。

The strange confession I received was that the night before the college entrance examination, when everyone was nervously reviewing in the classroom, I ran to the back row to play, and then the male classmate who had always been interested in me took my hand and told me that he liked me, and I was so scared that I blushed and said you are crazy! Maybe I'm about to graduate from the college entrance examination, and I feel that I won't have a chance to meet in the future, so I made such a move, understand.

The moonlight is so beautiful This is the meaning in Japanese, it was a Japanese manga at the beginning, the name was called the moonlight is really beautiful, the moon is similar to the pronunciation of like, so use the moonlight is really beautiful to express that I like you.

A boy handed over the chocolates with a shy face, and I was confused. I regret that I didn't ask for it, and I have been single until now.

A boy who had been chatting for a long time confessed to me on QQ, and I was surprised that he was usually very shy, but it turned out that his classmates couldn't stand it anymore and helped him confess to me with QQ.

Neitian, I posted a ** on an app (nail polish on my hands). A guy DM me asked me if I would wear nail polish, and I said yes, and then he said let's be together. My mom was devastated.

Drinking outside with friends at night, I was a little drunk, I saw her, black silk calves, and the wine glass didn't put down and ran over to talk, pulling to invite her to drink milk tea, to **, to QQ number, at that time there was no WeChat, and the dead skin finally got these in hand.

I like you, like the wind blowing 80,000 miles, regardless of the return date.

When my husband confessed to me, he said that I had a great goal, and I said, what is the goal? He said, "Turn your name into the second page of my household register."

When I was in junior high school, a boy in my class wrote me a love letter with the sentence "I will make you the happiest woman in the world", and with that snot dignified face, I almost threw up.

I like you very much, just like Jiang Cheng beats you, it doesn't make sense; I like you very much, like envy and fear of dogs, justified. (My boyfriend couldn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time).

Standing on the rostrum, he firmly shouted to the north, "I want to go to Tsinghua University!" ”

I read a ** male protagonist confessed like this: My ancestral tomb has good feng shui, are you interested in joining after you die?

She said that I lacked her in the five elements. Dating for a month.

Cloudy, rainy, sunny you like that day.

Mi, I like your homework, can you give it to me?

"The tiger is not powerful, you and I will be. It's good to be my girlfriend."

After the breakup, I will leave myself a window period, and I will not enter a new relationship soon, one is that I feel that the memory of another person is still very fresh, and use a lyric to express "I still have the smell of his perfume on my body". The second is that I feel that I need to give myself some free time.

Because I was tempted, it was always unnatural in front of the people I liked, he ran to me and said, he built a *** and asked me if I wanted to add it, so as to facilitate resource sharing in the future, he saw that I didn't seem to be interested, and hurriedly added that you can rest assured that there will be no harassment, and then added my friends through group chat. Because I had been playing with my phone, and the phone was out of battery and I didn't get the request for a while, he was a little panicked, and he ran over and said, I'm not a bad person, I just want to be a friend. Haha, those timid little eyes are a little funny when I think about it now.

Later, he often cheekily went to our class to rub the class, although I saw through his careful thinking or like to tease him, deliberately got closer to other boys, and saw his jealous expression, one day he finally couldn't help it, and said to me on the wall with a slight **, "The tiger is not powerful, you and I am." It's okay to be my girlfriend "Hahaha, yes, my big cat."

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The weirdest confession I've ever heard is "My love for you is like 361°, 1° more".

This is the weirdest confession I've ever encountered before.

The time happened in the second year of junior high school, and the boy who confessed was the cutest boy in our school, and the girl was the cutest girl in our school. It's interesting.

I don't know what happened to me, but when I saw this topic, I naturally remembered this sentence.

Confession is an art, but also a kind of courage, not only to bear the taste of rejection, but also to bear the decision you make, so I admire those who dare to confess, they know what they want, they dare to be brave to chase, and dare to take responsibility, I have to say, all confessions, although wonderful, but interesting, worth savoring.

After all, the older you get, the more lonely you become, and most of the people don't pay attention to that promise anymore, become frivolous, perfunctory, and become impetuous.

But no matter what, I wish there are lovers in the world who will eventually become married!

Actually, even if I don't have oden, it's enough to have you......I like you, beauty.

You have to say the last word of every sentence, Thousands of mountains and rivers are always love, love, can you be my wife, okay.

Do you call your future lover or dear?

cdx?

What the? Object?

emmm: I have an object......Finish.

You are the crow in the sky and flying, and I am the wild dog on the earth chasing and chasing.