There are afterwords about animals, and there are afterwords about animals

Rats cross the street and everyone shouts and fights.

The weasel is uneasy and kind to the chicken.

The weasel is not as good as the first generation under the pestle.

The pig's nose is stuck with green onions, and it is pretended to be an elephant.

Ants move snake aisles, and there will be heavy rain tomorrow.

Cat crying mouse, fake mercy.

The pig's nose is inserted into the onion, pretending to be an elephant.

Pig's nose is filled with green onions and garlic.

1.A gecko got lost in front of a ** company, and at this time a crocodile happened to crawl over and was going to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko stepped forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted

Mother! The crocodile was stunned for a moment, and immediately burst into tears: "Son, I have slimmed you like this in just half a month?!"

2.The first time a gentleman took a plane, he was afraid to open his eyes, but after 15 minutes, he opened his eyes, looked out the window, and shouted: "Oh, it's flying so high, and people are like ants." The neighbor said: "That's an ant, the plane hasn't taken off yet." ”

3.A lumberjack goes to enlist for a job Foreman: You go ahead and try the woods.

See how many trees you can see in a minute. A minute passed. Foreman:

Wow. 20 trees a minute. It's amazing.

Where did you work before? Workers: Sahara Forest.

Foreman: I haven't heard of it. I've only heard of the Sahara.

Worker: yes. Later, the name was changed!

4.After the company gets off work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also has to play. He loses every time, but still insists on participating every day.

The sofa didn't understand it and asked the chair: The water dispenser loses every day, why is it still playing so hard? The chair said, "Ask this kind of question, do you have water in your head?"

5.There were 5 eggs in the refrigerator, and the first one said to the second: Hey, you see, the fifth egg is hairy, it's terrible!

The second said to the third: Hey, look, the fifth egg is hairy, it's terrible, it's terrible! The third said to the fourth:

Hey, you see, the fifth egg is hairy, and the fifth egg hears:! Lao Tzu is a kiwi!!

6.Xiao Ming: "Wow, why is your face so swollen and trembling?"

Xiaole: "Alas, when I was rowing with my father yesterday, I was bitten by a mosquito... Xiao Ming:

It's so swollen, you must have been bitten by it for a long time, right? Xiaole: "As soon as it stopped on my face, my father beat him to death with an oar."

Xiao Ming:

The pig's nose is stuck with green onions, pretending to be an elephant.