How can there be a funny classic sentence in 2011

From heaven to hell, I just passed through the earth.

I want the world to know that I'm low-key.

1. If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

2. Go your own way and let someone else take a taxi.

3. Mice carry knives and look for cats all over the street.

4. As long as the kung fu is deep, the is also serious.

5. Summer is not good, I don't even have to drink the northwest wind when I am poor, ......6. Who is the fastest in Chinese? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao Cao arrived.

7. How far your thoughts are, you can roll me as far as you can.

8. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon".

9. Lovers eventually become family members.

10. Spring is coming, and a flock of geese are flying northward, forming a B-shaped shape for a while, and a T-shaped shape for a while.

11. Do you fall in **, just lie down in **.

12. Find the reason for the problem from yourself first, don't blame the earth for having no gravity as soon as you are constipated.

13. Donkey is thinking about it.

14. Eat the highest level of self-help: support the wall in, support the wall out.

15. Although I am not very handsome, some people praised me for being an idol in my left nostril when I was a child.

16. No money, no power, no matter how nice it is to you, can you follow me?

17. Take a newspaper to the toilet, I am a reader.

18. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are tired to death, there will be other women who spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband, and beat your baby!

19. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face......

20. Grandfathers are all ...... from their grandsons

21. God, have you let summer and winter live together?! Giving birth to this ghost weather!

22. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of forests!

23. If you are not afraid of enemies like tigers, you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

24. I ran desperately, but I couldn't shake off the sad ...... that followed closely25. Humans are dogs' best companions.

26. I can't find an umbrella I like, I'd rather get wet.

27. The higher you fly, the smaller you will appear in the eyes of those who can't fly.

28. First, it's best not to see each other, so you don't fall in love, and second, it's best not to know each other, so you can't fall in love.

People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. It's not people who hate me.

The more money you spend, the closer you are to the bed.

The bird is small, but it does play with the whole sky.

Whoever scolds me for being good with someone, I like to make friends with 2B.

The year before we ate, slept, played, and enjoyed life, the next year we were tired of supporting our families, and in the last year, we squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by.

Earning money is like digging into the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

Cucumbers must be shot, life must be high.

Cheap is also an art, let's do a good job of this art together!

Every time I crammed Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gave me a kick.

I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key manner.

1.The child looking up at the sky is not sad, and the elevation angle of 45 ° is nothing more than a camouflage gesture.

2.Time is gently broken, and it can no longer be spliced completely.

3.I said that we are a garden, and everyone who walks away is crippled.

4.I put the round stool away, and I never had a chance to turn back.

5.Those things that we once thought we would never forget were forgotten by us in the process of remembering.

6.Memories are like a yellowed photo album, silently telling the stories of those who have passed away.

7.If I had the money, I would want to buy you all the lies.

8.Isn't a journey in childhood really short, the distance is shortened, the time is lengthened, and we are lost.

9.How to say the dialogue, the expression is not sad. How to write the story, the ending will not be lonely. What do we have to do to make love very happy.

10.We practiced smiling all the time, and finally became people who didn't dare to cry.

11.Meet a fireworks show, with a reincarnation of time. Pi Zhao.

12.Every relationship is lonely in the end.

13.The places that can't be reached are called far away, and the world that can't be returned is called hometown, but what I have always longed for is a place that is farther than far.

14.I heard a river between you and me, longer than the season, farther than the sky.

15.There is a kind of love called letting go; There is a kind of love called heartache; There is a kind of happiness called waiting.

16.A man walks to oblivion.

17.Loneliness is a person's, and carnival is a person's loneliness.

18.If happiness has a direction, to the left? Or to the right?

19.At the fork in the road, it is not just life that turns. Youth is gone, and the pieces that are accidentally left behind, and the stabbing are not just the heart. The longing was fruitless, and finally poured out.

20.It's a little cold, I've grown up, I've learned to smile, I've learned to be strong, I've learned not to shed tears, but I've never learned to --- forget her.

result love(boy, girl)if( boy.There is a room () and boyThere is a car ();

return girl.marry (boy);

if( girl.Willing to wait for the feast to finish ().

while(!(boy.Make > 100,000 and girlAffection > 8).

for( day=1;day 《晌芹键散=365; day++)if( day == Valentine's Day )

if( rose )).

girl.Affection++;

elsegirl.Affection++;

if( day ==girl.Birthday).

if( rose )).

girl.Affection++;

elsegirl.Affection++;

boy.Desperate to make money ();

if( boy.There is a room () and boyThere is a car ();

return girl.marry (boy);

Age++; girl.Affection++;

return another_boy);