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It was snowing, and I went out to see an uncle fall.

I went over and asked, "Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up?" ”

Uncle: "Young man, you go, I'll wait a while."

I was so moved that I quickly said, "Uncle, there's a Ferrari over there."

The uncle also said excitedly: "You young man. It's quite real, don't leave me to be a witness, and buy you a car to go to work and drive ...... when you're done”

Although the weather is cold, the uncle's words are warm and full of positive energy.

After doing my homework for a long time, I turned on the radio and a gentle voice came out: "If your skin is pink and the fluff on your face is delicate and soft, then it means that you are healthy..."

Hearing this, I couldn't help but touch my face, looked forward to the mirror, and smiled again, looking healthy and cute. At this time, I heard the announcer say: Okay, listeners, this time our "Pig Raising Knowledge Lecture" is here...

I like to watch Conan, an episode to die a Japanese. I like to watch Death Note, an episode of Dead a dozen Japanese. I like to watch One Piece, a shipload of Japanese people who die to die.

I like to watch the Hokage, an episode of the Japanese who died in a village. I like to watch Ultraman, an episode of the Japanese who died in a city. I like to watch 2012, 30 minutes Japan Island is gone...

80 The latter, not as free as compulsory education, do not see the distribution of colleges and universities, appropriate enrollment expansion, cold window for several years, twenty-three Naicheng, looking for a livelihood, leaving home, east to Jiangsu and Zhejiang, south to Huguang, west to volunteer, north drifting to Kyoto, saving 100,000, the property market skyrocketed, then voted, shrunk the following year, was admitted to the hospital in a hurry, returned without medical insurance, and took pity on him, sent Sanlu, drank it, but the rest of his life.

I suggest you find some slip-of-the-tongue jokes and apply them to the lives of both of you ... It's the most comedic way to it!

For example, when the two of them went to eat, they didn't serve the food for a long time, and yelled at the boss: "Boss, if you don't serve the food, I'll eat the table." "Actually, boss, if you don't serve again, I'll lift the table!

Number 001! ”

A girl stood up: "Report to the teacher, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dekai." ”

Number 002! ”

Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, my name is Zhang Bukai. Who gave you this name? ”

It's my dad, and he's a tongs seller. The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

Number 003! ”

Report to the teacher, my surname is Ou (this word is pronounced "Ou"), my name is Ou Ye (oh also), this is the name my mother gave me, she said that when she gave birth to me, she happened to break up a computer game. "The teacher's heart is a little uncomfortable.

Number 004! ”

Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Buli. ”

Your dad opened a bun shop, right?! ”

Teacher, you are so smart! "The teacher is already a little unstable.

Number 005! ”

My surname is Kuai (read fast, make the third sound).It's called a cargo. ”

Don't tell me your dad runs a warehouse. ”

Teacher, you're so old-fashioned, my dad is a pimp. "Blood was oozing from the corners of the teacher's mouth.

Number 006! ”

Teacher, you die! What? What did you say?! ”

I mean my surname is Ni, and I tell Ni to go to the temple. My mom is a Buddhist, my name is interesting, right? ”

Interesting, interesting. "The teacher was about to cry.

Number 007! ”

Teacher, next time. Why say it next time, you say it now! ”

Not really! Teacher, my surname is Xia, my name is Xia Huishuo, and my father is a storyteller. "The teacher already felt that the world was spinning.

Number 008! ”

My surname is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience. ”

Number 009! ”

My surname is Wu and my name is Wu Qing. ”

Number 010! ”

My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong. ”…

The teacher looked up to the sky and roared, "Oh my God, what kind of students I met!" The teacher spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground.

Let's talk about one: Crayon Shin-chan has a puppy, what is it called? It's called Xiaobai, so, what are the two Xiaobai called?

Answer: White Rabbit (two).

A certain class issued a paper for the exam, and a girl in the back did not have a paper, and neither did her table mate (male). At this time, a photo came from the side. The girl shouted excitedly

I have, I have! The boy at the same table hurriedly grabbed it: "It's mine!"

It's mine! ”

A green bean it's out of love.

So it cried and cried and cried.

And then it sprouted.

(The earth is so hot, it's so cold here).

It can be found in this space**.