How to be a light bulb elegantly?

When a qualified light bulb.

Pretend to be a blind person and a deaf person, you can't hear anything, you can't see anything, just stay honestly, they will feel very embarrassed what you do, you go to talk to one of the two of them, the other person will feel embarrassed, so don't talk, keep silent is the best way, if you say a few people go out together, but in a special scene, everyone else is gone, you have something to do, and then you become a light bulb, then you eat your own food quietly, It's enough to play with your own phone, or talk to friends, you don't have to worry about things between couples, you will feel awkward for both parties.

How to make a more elegant light bulb requires us to do the following. First, keep silent when you should be silent, for example, when discussing things, and second, speak when you should speak, which is actually very necessary, because why couples should bring a light bulb to warm up, of course, to avoid some unnecessary embarrassment, but it is a great test of the comprehensive ability of Comrade Light Bulb. If you master these two points, you will be able to complete the matchmaking task very well.

If you want to be a light bulb elegantly, I think you can take out your mobile phone at this time, and then brush the small ** or something, don't delay the chat of the other two people or lie, and at this time you should also take the initiative to stay away from them, try to create some private space for them alone.

Eat and drink in obscurity throughout the whole process, reduce your sense of existence, create opportunities for friends, so that they can talk, have topics to talk about when they are together, and when appropriate, be a peacemaker and coordinate and coordinate. If the relationship is good, take the initiative to quit and give yourself and your friends a good environment to get along. If the relationship is better, there is an extra responsibility, help her take a look at the side, observe, and help.

If you want to be a light bulb elegantly, you have to reduce your sense of existence and create some conditions for couples, once my brother took me and my sister-in-law out to play, of course I brought it by the way, so I kept buttoning up my phone, and when I played, I went to other places to create conditions for them to be alone.

As a 10,000-year-old single dog, I basically play the role of a light bulb, and when I am a light bulb, I must do not listen or speak, eat my own food quietly, do my own thing, leave enough space for the other two people, and learn to be the air.

Leave a certain distance when walking with your couple and don't talk to them much, especially when they are cuddling. When they eat, they sit aside and eat quietly, and they should not be able to see what they do. I can't stand the behavior of coughing lightly to express my dissatisfaction.

I think the best thing we can do as a light bulb is not to say anything, so that others can ignore our existence. In this way we can make an elegant light bulb, and when making a light bulb, we have to learn not to listen and not to look.

It's better not to talk to the light bulb, and then not to make any movement, and we have to learn to think of ourselves as if they don't exist. Otherwise, it is not a perfect light bulb, you must learn not to let others notice you, and the best elegance is to make yourself like air.

The light bulb is a rather embarrassing existence, I think the best way to be an elegant light bulb is not to speak, do not take the initiative to express opinions, as if you do not exist, of course, do not have any other movement, because if you have movement, it will attract the attention of others.

How to be elegant as a light bulb, I think about this problem, if you have to be this light bulb, you walk on the side of the two people, when they talk to occasionally play with them so that it will not be too embarrassing, you also have a sense of existence.

Be sure to make good use of your mobile phone, which plus headphones is an "artifact" that can create personal space at any time and anywhere. When you put on your headphones, turn on a movie, a game. You won't notice the rancid stench of love around you.