What are some of the experiences that are embarrassing in retrospect?

I remember when I was in the army, I went out to see a doctor, and I secretly went to KFC to buy a hamburger, and I was sitting there eating, when I saw the platoon commander outside the window about to walk in, I was a violation of rules and disciplines, and I was so scared that I immediately squatted there, hiding under the table and didn't know what to do, after a while, our platoon commander came over and patted me, saying it's okay, let's eat. As soon as I looked, she was dating his boyfriend, and her boyfriend was sitting behind me, and my whole process was exposed, I was only 20 years old at the time, and now I am 31 years old, and the children are one and a half years old, but I still feel embarrassed when I think about it, my face!

It is unforgettable to talk about the embarrassment I experienced. I prefer to look in the mirror, and once while waiting for my children at the school gate, I saw a van with black glass windows parked on the side of the road and not moving for a long time. I was right in front of me, taking a picture of the window, and just as I opened my mouth to look at my teeth, suddenly the window was pulled down, and the man inside sneered at me, and I was stunned and immediately shut up.

Later, I warned myself: "Don't do things by feeling, you must analyze rationally and be accurate"!

I went out with my partner and my girlfriend and her boyfriend, the four of them were playing very well, everyone ordered a cup of milk tea, I drank my own milk tea after greedy for my best friend, and drank it directly, after drinking, my best friend's boyfriend quickly reacted and said that I had just drunk her, I was stunned for a moment, my face was red and white, and then my object came out to play a round and said that everyone is brothers, don't panic, don't panic,

One day I took the subway, my stomach was uncomfortable, I felt like a particularly smelly fart, but I walked to the door of no one and farted, just finished, it was very smelly, a man walked to the door, I guess I smelled, the expression was different, there was no one else in front of me, just the two of us, I could guess who was farting, especially embarrassing.

I went to Dalian, I went out for a walk in the morning, walked far away from home, walked and walked, the sandals hung down in the back, I walked barefoot, holding the broken one in my hand, oops, embarrassed to death, I want to buy another pair to wear, I got up early, and I didn't sell shoes, I was eating and drinking.

I remember once going to the supermarket with my husband, I was walking with my husband, but somehow he went to see something else, and there happened to be a man's back and my husband's clothes color and figure are very similar, so I went up and called my husband, and asked why you ran here......And then.

At the end of last year, not long after I went to the company, I was going to have a New Year's dinner. In a daze, I ran to the annual meeting of the company next door and ate it. Back in the company was laughed at by colleagues for a year.

The class questions were very positive, and then the teacher was embarrassed to call me again, and I raised my hand for a long time and ignored me, and every time I put it down in embarrassment.

The first time I was with my beloved girl, I was not holding hands, I was holding her arm.

I had an upset stomach in class, so I pulled my pants during class.

The most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced is when I introduce a boy to my girlfriend, and in the end I fall in love with that boy, which makes me so embarrassed that I don't know how to talk to my girlfriend, I don't know how to talk to that guy, and I don't want to be a matchmaker anymore.

It's a joke though....But it's true....

During the summer vacation, I was at my aunt's house, and after dinner, I watched TV in the living room with my aunt's family and her parents-in-law. My cousin (5 years old) suddenly remembered something, stood up and hit my brother-in-law.

Eh, little bunny, looking for trouble? "My brother-in-law.

Who made you bully my mother! "My cousin.

Whoever bullied her, I sat here watching TV and didn't move your mother."

I saw it with my own eyes! ”

"I saw with my own eyes that you pressed my mother last night!" My mom screams in pain!! ”

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet ......

I stared at the TV silently....

Grandpa also stared at the TV silently....

Grandma also stared silently at the TV....

My aunt also stared at the TV silently....

The sister-in-law could only stare at the TV silently .........

In fact, there is a follow-up....

One day after that, my aunt and I were lying on the couch playing with our phones, and my cousin suddenly rode up and snapped at me twice.

My aunt and I were dumbfounded!

The atmosphere was awkward for a while....

So my aunt couldn't bear it, pulled my cousin over, beat him fat, and warned him in righteous words not to do this.

But I saw that my cousin's expression was a black question mark, and I didn't understand what this gesture meant and why it couldn't be done.

That's why it's so important for parents to educate their children about sex...

Wearing old slippers and a dirty pair of clothes, I met a boy I liked when I went to the commissary to buy snacks.

The most embarrassing thing I have ever experienced, just one, at that time, my family said to let me go on a blind date, but my car ran out of gas halfway, so I parked on the side of the road, and there was a very handsome man next to him who had a spare in his car.

As a result, I fell in love with him, but the family arranged a blind date, so I boldly expressed my love to him, and he agreed, and I took him to the blind date restaurant, originally thinking of refusing to be tactful.

As a result, the man who helped me cheer came across from me and said that he was my blind date, my God, which made me embarrassed and afraid to speak, and then I didn't even eat, so I drove home.

As a result, the man chased me to my house, saying that he really liked me, but he said in front of people that he wanted to refuse to accept them, I was thin-skinned, and then I didn't agree, but now because my work is emotional, I can basically see the man's thoughts, and the result is that I am now single.

It was a good marriage, but because of the debt, I was said to be gone, and until now, my family has not introduced me to a partner.

I drove with my classmate to his brother-in-law's unit, and my classmate handed me an atlas of his brother-in-law's unit, I thought it was given to me, and I got it back, but then I thought I wouldn't let me see it, it's been 20 years, and I'm so embarrassed.

The most embarrassing experience is when you unknowingly do something very stupid.

The most embarrassing thing is that during online classes, everyone is on**, but the microphone is not turned on. It was arranged for us to do part of the practice, and the class was quiet at that time, and I felt that the question was done very smoothly, and before I knew it, I hummed the ballad, and when I hummed it very hard, my table mate opened the microphone and told me that the microphone was not closed. I felt very embarrassed at the time, and I could feel the fire on my face.

Last week, I went on a business trip and took the high-speed train and experienced an embarrassing thing.

I sat by the window.

Suddenly, strikes.

But the man next to me didn't want to get out of his seat.

Motioned for me to step over directly.

This put me in a bind.

When I stepped over.

Is it facing him in front of you?

Or will you accompany your friend to face him later?

I thought about it. Or a little bit of insurance in the back.

As two large men have taken up most of the space.

So I straddled very awkwardly.

A kick has passed.

The legs are spread apart.

That's when I couldn't help myself.

Yes, friends.

I farted in his face.

I don't know because he guessed it.

I ate a leek quiche that morning.

Or was it my strong fart that caused a nightmare for him?

Anyway when I come back.

He stood up like a spring and let me in.

This familiar awkwardness reminds me.

Hanging out after lunch that day.

A foreign body sensation in the tooth.

So I walked over to the rearview mirror of a car.

Begin to pick at the debris between your teeth.

Helplessly, the meat particles are too large to pick out.

Five minutes later. The windows rolled down.

The driver handed out a toothpick from inside.

Embarrassed, I want to die on the spot.

So I tried to look online about the same experience as me.

Come and find some comfort.

As a result, I saw a living competition of embarrassment.

This phlegm may have a mind of its own.

This sunscreen is really natural and safe.

Sure enough, it's embarrassing, but it's not a, pee, and f

Especially in the summer, you can't cover it up if you wear too little.

But if you really can't help it, you want to fart in public.

How to minimize embarrassment?

First: Don't hold back.

Otherwise, if you can't hold it, it will cause a ** effect.

The momentum is staggering. Just keep that mindset.

I'm just going to fart, what's wrong? ”

Second: Release slowly.

Breathe smoothly and engage the sphincter.

It's like your buttocks doing tai chi.

Be slow! Puff pop" sound appeared.

That success is just around the corner.

Third: Blame the smell.

Sound can be avoided, but smell is always hard to guess.

You never know what the next one will taste like.

So calculate the diffusion velocity.

Pretending to be confused.

Give others that kind of look appropriately.

Fourth: dare to act.

If it is still discovered.

Immediately make a decision, slap the table and get up.

That's what I put it! What's wrong! 6 out of 6! ”

What embarrassing things have you experienced.

I think I'm speaking ill of people behind my back.

I worked in a company before, and the reason for leaving was because the atmosphere of my colleagues was very depressing, and there was intrigue everywhere. On one of the weekends, three people were on duty, and one girl never came. So another girl thought she had taken a leave of absence, and poured bitter water in the office to express her dissatisfaction, who knew that the other party only took 2 hours off, and just heard all the complaints.

The key is that everyone is usually a group of harmony on the surface, and suddenly the fig leaf was torn open, so the scene was very embarrassing for a while, although nothing was done or echoed, but I also felt suffocated, I believe this is also the scene of another girl's social death.

I accidentally sent a private message to a large group and couldn't be untracted.

I believe that many people have had this rock-like experience, and some simple mistakes will be wrong, but there is a friend. I once accidentally sent some more private content to the general group, and I found out when it was critical that I couldn't withdraw it, and at this time I could only send some emojis to hide, but there were still many people who found out about it, and it once became a talking point in the office. The content of this message is relatively private, so it also embarrassed my friend for a long time.

This is my personal experience, and it is definitely a large-scale social death scene. Because of the epidemic, I worked from home for a period of time, and I thought that the work would be more free, but who knew that the company would have more than one day and would have a rough draft to congratulate. And once I thought I had turned off the camera and sound, so I worked while talking to my friends, and I ate snacks, and suddenly my colleague sent me nails, and I realized that I forgot to turn off my voice, and it was very embarrassing at that moment.

When you say bad things about someone behind your back, in fact, that person is already behind you, you don't know, and then turn around and face to face The embarrassment is unimaginable.

Zhou Shen complained in the comments on Weibo that he cleared his throat in the men's toilet one time, and was reminded by the person next to him, "Don't go to the wrong toilet, this is the men's toilet." Then the question arises, whether he should prove himself ...... at this momentEmbarrassing events may inevitably happen, but the huge embarrassment that follows is full of stamina, and will continue to randomly surface in the next few years, even decades, and make people cover their faces. These embarrassments, maybe you have also had Xiao Yuer's blind guess, when you see the beginning, you must start to recall the embarrassing moments involuntarily.

When this kind of situation arises, it really can't be solved by being thick-skinned. A Douban user shared his "social death incident" on the Internet. The landlord sent a message to the graduation ** tutor, but received a reply from the teacher, "I'll talk about it later".

When I was confused, I looked back at the message record, and found that my last sentence was - "Do you have the strength to be my graduation design teacher?" And what she wanted to fight was "time". The next plot, everyone make up for it by themselves.

If the trace town says that I attacked myself from Cheongzhou, I'm afraid I can easily write a novella on this topic**. When I was in college, I occasionally skipped classes and sometimes helped my classmates cover. But as the saying goes, it's good to answer your brother, you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet.

In one of the meditation classes, I said, "Come to the classroom, the teacher is named!" "It's sent to the class group. Originally, I wanted to send it privately to my roommate who was still sleeping.