Was there anything funny when I was a student

When we graduated from high school, we threw the teacher into the sky, not because we didn't catch it, but because the teacher wore elastic pants that day, and most of his pants were removed. The students are laughing like crazy! I still remember the sour feeling when our Chinese teacher asked us to read ancient poems in dialects!

When I was in elementary school, one of my teachers didn't pull the zipper underneath, and the girls in the front row laughed embarrassedly. The teacher looked down and said, "Students, don't laugh, there are slit pants underneath." The students laughed even louder!

Slit pants are the dialect of our hometown) When I was in junior high school, I didn't know English. The teacher asked a classmate in English, and balabala said a lot. The classmates were circled.

The teacher asked yes or no, and the classmate answered directly, and I didn't laugh too much!

When I was in high school, my homeroom teacher was a serious person, but when he laughed, he looked funny, and my tablemate and I gave him a nickname, so I won't specify it here. During the self-study class, I didn't listen carefully to the lecture and played below, and then the head teacher came down, showing a trademark serious look and asked what we were doing, I don't know why I wanted to laugh when I saw his face and remembered his nickname, and then I couldn't help laughing, and I was affected by me at the same table and laughed, and the two of them laughed like fools, and the head teacher was a little angry at first, and finally laughed under our influence. Lucky to escape!

It's a bit inexplicable to think about!

In the third year of high school, the time is tight and the task is heavy, many students are like playing chicken blood, getting up earlier than the chicken and going to bed later than the dog, standing up to listen to the class if they want to sleep, once there is a boy in the first row of our class by the window who is too sleepy to stand up and listen to the class, who knows that he fell asleep while listening to the standing, when our class watched him snore, the teacher was angry and couldn't cry or laugh.

When I was a child, I was more playful, I always like to dismantle things, once I dismantled a magnet from the speaker of the radio, and brought it to the classroom to suck the stationery box to play, and was seen by the teacher, just reached out to confiscate, the iron was actually adsorbed to the teacher's gold bracelet, the teacher cried on the spot and ran out, I thought I had a big accident and went out, only to find that the teacher entered the principal's office and scratched the principal's face.

One elective. It's time for our group to talk about PPT, and I was elected as the leader (the team leader has a lot of things), I went to speak, and the other two members did PPT and two had nothing to do, so I said let them have problems, but I didn't expect them to be late, I spoke on the podium for a while, and suddenly a head stuck in. Without looking closely, it must be my classmate.

I'm serious about letting them in! All of a sudden, they burst out laughing, and I laughed, and so they laughed off the stage and laughed at me on stage. I laughed for a long, long, long time, and I laughed enough to continue talking.

Yes, the teacher at the same table was sleeping and asked him to come up to do the question, I said the teacher asked you to erase the blackboard, and he wiped the blackboard hahaha.

When I was in junior high school, I used a lighter to set the girl's braid on the front table, and I didn't expect it to be so flammable and panicked, and then I slapped it out, and the girl didn't find out yet, otherwise she would have died.

In the fifth grade of elementary school, my lesbian table always bullied me, drawing a line on the table, not allowing me to go beyond it, and if I exceeded it, I would be beaten. They just don't want to see me, but in sixth grade, we weren't at the same table anymore. She sat in front of me, and one day she said to me that he liked me, and then we fell in love, and now we are my wife.

There are the most funny things in my student days, and they are also the most worth remembering.

There was a classmate who slept in class, and he snored for a while, and the snoring was loud, and the teacher told him that he would not wake up.

I was very naughty in junior high school and high school. Especially in high school, it's not about squatting at the back of the class to write reviews.

When I first went to college, we rural children went to a strange city for the first time, and everything was curious:

1) I don't know how to read the signs when I take the bus, and I take the bus in the opposite direction, how can I get to the terminal at one stop? Later, I learned that it was the opposite.

2) Take the elevator to the school headquarters, I don't know how to look at the indicator light, I want to go down, and walk directly into the elevator up.

3) A classmate was nearsighted, did not wear glasses, and saw one"Sculpture", went directly to hold someone's hand to take a picture, and the classmate kept hinting, only to find out that it was Brother Bing who was on duty, and it turned out that Brother Bing's body couldn't move, his eyes kept moving, and he kept telling her with his eyes. The latter incident was laughed at by the classmates for a long time.

I think the first thing is that if we accidentally fall asleep during class, and then it will be very embarrassing after being seen by the teacher, and then there is another time because I like to talk about my bangs very much, and then the teacher says that you and I are not in love.

For example, when I was in high school, there was a sudden power outage. Everyone was so happy that they didn't expect the call to come in two seconds. Everyone complained.

I seem to remember that I was studying in the morning when I was a sophomore in high school, and then I went to sleep and turned off the lights in the classroom in a daze.

2.There were always a few people, and when the teacher called them up to ask questions, the whole class laughed.

3.What is a class teacher: is a person who destroys your friendship and then destroys your love and does not let go of your family affection.

4.From childhood to adulthood, the attention is not on the national flag when the flag is raised, but to see if the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is played.

5.When I went to school, I was poor -- I always had that feeling. 100 yuan can't be broken, and the break will soon be gone.

6.often point to the ugly ** in the textbook and say to the tablemate, look, this is you. At the same table, I rummaged through the whole book to find the uglier ** than this and said, look, this is you!

7.I was caught smoking by the teacher, and I didn't admit to being beaten to death. The teacher asked, "Then why do you smell of smoke?" "Body fragrance. ”

8.When dating the winter vacation Xiansen, there will always be a junior called winter vacation homework.

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In the language exam, the composition is written on scratch paper.

I didn't learn to be top-notch, I didn't play transparently, I was short-sighted, I didn't have a good relationship, and finally graduated.

When I was a student, the most embarrassing thing I did may be that the toilet was quietly occupied by others, and I really couldn't find the toilet, that is, I took a bottle to the toilet in the dormitory.