Collect homophonic ancient poems and harmonic jokes

The lotus (pity) is bitter in his heart, and the pear (li) is sour in the abdomen homophonic poem:

Willow branch Wen Tingyun.

The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is a long line of Mo Go. (Candle order, Go violation) exquisite dice An red beans, into the bone lovesickness do not know.

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi.

The willows are green and the river is level, and the singing sound on the Lang River is heard.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny. (Qingqing) homophonic couplet:

In the deep mountains where the two apes broke the wood, the little monkey also dared to saw (sentence).

A horse is trapped in the sludge, how can the old beast have a problem (hoof) - solve the lotus root because of the lotus, (why to get the couple).

There are apricots without plums, (fortunately without media).

The dog gnawed on the river (monk) bone -- Su Shi.

Water Flow Dongpo Poem (Corpse) - Buddha Seal.

Xiangyangmen is often in the first spring -- Su Shi.

Accumulate good people's celebration (罄) more than (fish) - Buddha seal.

Shigu Tian on Dan He Shang (monk).

In front of the beauty hall, the embroidery cut (Xiucai).

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light Dance (武) originated from Hanzhong (光舞: lightning; Hanzhong: Sky) lantern lantern lamp, paper (citrus) shell originally only windproof.

Drum set, tangerine peel can not be knocked half (summer).

The lotus (pity) is bitter in his heart.

Intra-abdominal acid in pears (off).

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is difficult to walk around the river.

The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, hating Guan Yu and not flying.

Jiang Wei Jiang Wei, Lu Bu Lu Bu, Groove Nest Cao Cao).

Two boats race, the speed of the oar is not as fast as the sail.

Hundreds of pipes contend, and the flute is difficult to compare with the flute.

Nephew playing lanterns - as usual (uncle).

This person's. Always、One、You do、This。 You said.! You, you want, you want, so good, one! One. All for, all for, one.

The ancient poems that embody the homophonic characteristics of Chinese characters are as follows:

1. "Two Bamboo Branch Words: One of Them".

Don Yoo Yu-seok.

The willows are green and the river is level, and the singing sound on the Lang River is heard.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny (sunny).

Translation: The willows are green on the shore, the wind and waves in the river are calm, and suddenly there is a man's singing voice in the boat on the river. It is like the sun rising in the east and raining in the west. You say it's not a sunny day, it's a sunny day again.

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Don Li Shangyin.

When we meet, it is difficult to say goodbye, and the east wind is powerless.

The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry. (Silk).

Xiaojing but the clouds and temples have changed, and the night chant should feel the cold moonlight.

There is no way to go to Pengshan, and the blue bird is diligent to visit.

Translation: It is difficult to meet, and it is even more difficult to part, let alone in this twilight spring season when the east wind is weak and the flowers are withering. The silk is spit out when the spring silkworm is cocooned, and the wax oil like tears can drip dry when the candle is burned to ashes.

In the morning, when I look in the mirror, I am only worried that the cloud-like sideburns will change color, and my face will no longer be accepted. If you can't sleep alone in the long night, you will inevitably feel the cold moon invade you. Penglai Mountain is not too far from here, but there is no way to go, please ask a messenger like a blue bird to visit for me.

3. "Two Southern Song Songs".

Don Wen Tingyun.

The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is a long line of Mo Go. (Candle - order, Go - violation).

Exquisite dice An red beans, into the bone lovesickness does not know.

Translation: Lighting a candle in the middle of the night deeply reminds you that my heart is with you for a long journey, and remember not to forget the return date. The small and delicate dice are embedded with the red beans that symbolize lovesickness, do you know that the deep bones are my lovesickness for you?

Fourth, "Autumn Evening".

Don Sell Wu Du Mu.

The silver candle autumn light cold painting screen, light Luo small fan fluttering fireflies. (candle-will).

The night of the heavenly steps is as cool as water, lying down to watch the morning glory Vega.

Translation: The candlelight of the silver candle reflects the deserted painting screen, and the small fan of Aya Luo flutters the fireflies. The stone steps in the night are as cool as cold water, and you can sit quietly and gaze at the Cowherd and Vega on both sides of the Tianhe.

5. "Nanpu Farewell".

Don Bai Juyi.

Nanpu is sad and farewell, and the west wind is curling in autumn. (Autumn - sorrow).

As soon as you see that your intestines are broken, you can go and don't look back.

Translation: In the autumn when the west wind is blowing, the difference between the bleak mood of the waterfront to the south. If you look back once, your liver and intestines will be broken, so don't worry about going and don't look back.

The homophonic ancient poems that deliberately eliminate the beat are as follows:

1, "Night Rain Sends North".

Don Li Shangyin.

Jun asked that the return date was not scheduled, and the night rain in Bashan rose in the autumn pool.

He cut the candles in the west window (order), but said that the night rain in Bashan scattered the bridge.

2, "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan".

Don Zhang Jiuling.

The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time.

The lover complains about the night, and he is lovesick at night.

Extinguish the candle (order) full of mercy, and feel dewy in clothes.

It's unbearable to give away, and it's a good time to sleep.

3, "Bamboo Branches".

Don Yoo Yu-seok.

The willows are green and the river is level, and the singing sound on the Lang River is heard.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny (love).

4, "Sending Yuan Er Envoy Anxi".

Don Wangwei. Weicheng is light and dusty towards the rain, and the guest house is green and green willow (staying) and the color is new.

Persuade the gentleman to have a glass of wine, and there is no one in Yangguan in the west.

5, "Yellow Crane Tower Sends Meng Haoran to Guangling".

Don Lee Bai. The old man left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, and the fireworks went down to Yangzhou in March.

The lonely sail is far away and the blue sky is exhausted, and only the Yangtze River skyline flow (stay).

6, "Xie Gongting Chong Pai".

Don Lee Bai. Xie Ting parted, and the scenery was sorrowful.

The guests scatter the blue sky and the moon, and the mountains and clear waters flow (stay).

7, "Bamboo Pavilion".

Don Wangwei. Sitting alone in the secluded (worried) fence, playing the piano and roaring.

People in the deep forest don't know, and the bright moon comes to take pictures.

8, "Autumn Evening in the Mountain House".

Don Wangwei. After the new rain in the empty mountain, the weather is late in autumn (sorrowful).

The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stone flows upstream.

The bamboo noise returns to the Huannu, and the lotus moves the fishing boat.

Feel free to rest in spring, and the kings and grandchildren can stay.

9, "Traveling in the Guest".

Don Lee Bai. Lanling wine tulips, jade bowls with amber light.

But that the master may be drunk, and he does not know where it is.

10, "Weicheng Song".

Don Wangwei. Weicheng is light and dusty towards the rain, and the guest house is green and green willow (staying) and the color is new.

Persuade you to have a glass of wine, and there is no reason to go out of Yangguan in the west.