Ancient homophonic jokes, homophonic jokes ancient

1. Avoid the Confucius Tower.

Su Shi is an optimistic and funny poet, but sometimes he makes some jokes that are a bit too much to separate.

Wang Pizhi of the Song Dynasty recorded a story in "The Conversation of the Swallow":

Gong's father suffered from a wind illness in the evening, his sideburns and eyebrows fell, and the bridge of his nose was broken. One day, I had a drink with Zizhan and several people, and each quoted the ancient dialect to play. Zizhan plays tribute to the father of the cloud:

The wind raised and the eyebrows flew, and the strong man guarded the bridge of his nose. "There is a big gimmick, and Father Gong is full of hatred. In his later years, Gong's father had a broken nose, and he died of sorrow, and the clouds of guest play:

Yan Yuan and Zilu Weifu went out together, met Confucius in the city, feared and avoided, suddenly saw a tower, and hid behind the tower. After Confucius, Yan Zi said: "This He Tower also" is said:

The so-called Confucius Tower also. ’”

Liu Xiangzi tribute father, because of wind disease (leprosy), so the hair fell out and the bridge of the nose collapsed. One day, I drank and had fun with Su Shi and others. Su Shihua joked with Liu Bang's "Song of the Great Wind":

The wind raised and the eyebrows flew, and the strong man guarded the bridge of his nose. It caused laughter in the hall and made Liu Xuan resentful.

As he grew older, Liu Xu's wind disease became more and more severe, and the bridge of his nose almost collapsed. Someone joked that Confucius students hid behind the tower to avoid Confucius, and this tower is called: Avoiding Confucius Tower.

These four words are homophonic: the nose is collapsed.

Later, "Dongpo Poems" and "Ancient and Modern Laughter History" said that the person who used the Confucius Tower to make fun of Liu Xuan was Su Shi.

Whether Su Shi is or not, it is a very immoral thing to laugh at the mutilation of other people's limbs.

2. The humor of the monk.

Hui Hong was a poetic monk in the Song Dynasty, and his "Cold Fasting Night Talk" is a famous poem that recorded a homophonic story:

Give a new noble person with Li Dexiu and You Gongyi, and the noble person will stay for food. Those who give the three people all hold the spoon with their left hand, and the nobleman says: The public all turn left. Yu Sui responded: My generation should have to turn left, and I know that you are the one who carries the key. A laugh and a full meal spray.

Because Hui Hong and the other three are all left-handed, they all eat with chopsticks with their left hands. So the nobleman joked that all three of you would "turn left."

Turning left and pointing to the left to rotate also has the meaning of demotion and demotion. It means that you are all destitute to be demoted.

Hui Hong reacted very quickly, and immediately replied: My generation should have to turn left, how can Zhijun be the one who carries the key.

Naturally, we're all going to turn left, and you know you're not an anachronism. The back of the key is homophonic when the person is back.

Anagram: The Emperor's New Clothes - Raid.

2. Anagram: first-class level - Huai.

3. Anagram: Shi Dakai - research.

4. Anagram: Arch pig entry - 阂.

5. Anagram: extraordinarily generous - back.

6. Anagram: Get acquainted with people out of the deep boudoir - good.

7, anagram: One Thousand and One Nights - Annihilation.

8. Anagram: seventy-two hours - crystal.

9. Anagram: Bright moonlight in front of the bed - open.

11. Anagram: bite most of the half in one bite - name.

12. Anagram: January 1 is not today - Ming.

13. Anagram: Ask for half, throw half - milk.

14. Anagram: Comprehensive store - noisy.

15. Anagram: It's not a rivalry but also meets - boron.

16. Anagram: Upper Qi and Lower Qi - Beggar.

17. Anagram: The Quartet will cooperate and contribute a little more - 18. Anagram: If you are greedy, you will become poor - poor.

19, anagram: Half cloth Spring and Autumn - Qin.

20. Anagram: Yinchuan - Spring.

Ancient homophonic joke 20 words.

A certain dignitary invited a banquet. The cook was beaten to prison by the nobleman because of the pancakes he fried.

The next day, the nobleman held a banquet again. There are two people who want to save the cook, one who pretends to be a fortune teller, and the other.

A person pretending to be an old man asks for the eight characters and tells fortunes next to the banquet.

Fortune teller: "What year is the old Gengjia?" ”

The old man deliberately said loudly: "Bingzisheng." ”

The fortune teller shouted again and again: "Not good, not good. ”

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and there is no time, why can't you say it well?" ”

The fortune teller said: "Yesterday, Jiazisheng was still in prison, not to mention that you are Bingzisheng (homonym.

Biscuit raw").”

The guests burst out laughing. The nobleman understood what he meant, and released the cook.

There is a lively and cute little girl in the dormitory (but unfortunately a little funny) who likes to see handsome guys, and she took me to the Tianda campus on this day to shout and stroll.

Even: "Ah! Look at the handsome guys".

She (hungry): "Which one?"

Just as he was looking, a bicycle came from the opposite side, and he hurriedly shouted: "Ah! Look at the car! ”

Her: "Which one?" Results*

During the "Eleventh" holiday, there were two young couples who went to buy a range hood together. After looking at dozens of brands all morning, I don't know what brand to buy.

The lady said anxiously, "You have an idea, what brand to buy." ”

The man thought for a while, patted his head and said, "Hey, I didn't buy the boss card, we have to work for the boss when we go to work, and we will use the 'boss' to get angry when we go home." ”

Homophonic joke 30 words ancient.

The newly appointed magistrate of the county was from Shandong, and because he wanted to hang up the account, he said to his master: "You can buy me two bamboo poles." The master heard the "bamboo pole" in the Shandong dialect as "pig liver", hurriedly agreed, and hurriedly ran to the butcher shop and said to the shopkeeper:

The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart! The shopkeeper was a smart man, and he understood as soon as he heard it, so he immediately cut two pork livers, and Qi Xingfeng gave a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself:

The old man told me to buy pork liver, and of course this pig ear is mine......So he wrapped the pig's ears and stuffed them into his pockets. Back to the county office, he said to the magistrate: "Back to the master, the pork liver has been bought!"

Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily: "Your ears are gone!" When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:

Rent and train "ear ......Ears ............ hereIn my ......In my pocket! ”

A certain dignitary invited a banquet. The cook was beaten and imprisoned by the nobles because of the bread he fried. The next day, the nobleman held a banquet again. There are two people who want to save the cook, one pretends to be a fortune teller, and the other pretends to be an old man and asks for eight characters, and tells fortunes by the banquet.

Fortune teller: "What year is the old Gengjia?"

The old man deliberately said loudly: "Bingzisheng."

The fortune teller shouted again and again: "Not good, not good.

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and there is no time, why can't you say it well?"

The fortune teller said: Yesterday, Jiazisheng was still in prison, not to mention that you are Bingzisheng (homophonic cake sheng)?

The guests burst out laughing. The nobleman understood what he meant, and released the cook.

Ji Xiaolan skillfully scolded Wang Shen When Ji Xiaolan was a waiter, he and Wang Shen were still in office. Once, the two of them drank together with the same imperial historian. During the banquet, He Wang Shen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan:

Is it a wolf (squire) or a dog? Ji Xiaolan was very alert, and when she heard that she was insulting herself with Wang Shen in a homophonic tone, she immediately said calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the upper vertical (Shangshu) is a dog."

Yushi, who wanted to curry favor with Wang Shen, also heard the ingenuity in this, but deliberately continued: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." When Ji Xiaolan heard this, she knew the intention of the imperial history, and said calmly:

There is also a difference, the habit of wolves is to eat meat, and the habit of dogs is to eat what they encounter, and eat when they encounter feces (Yushi). "It's embarrassing with Wang Shen and Yushi.

Touming is not this name" In the last years of Qianlong in the Qing Dynasty, a county Xiucai exam, the silent examination room suddenly burst of cicadas, and the invigilator found out that the cicada sound came from the hat of the candidate Zhang, so he opened his hat and saw a few cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng confessed that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada into his hat, saying that the cicada was the first sign of the cicada's head singing. The invigilator was amused and angry when he heard this, so he disqualified Zhang from the exam for violating discipline, and wrote a poem with a pen:

Touming is not this first name, and the closed filial piety is due to the good reputation of the old father. The autumn cicada does not know the name, and the superstitious omen loses its fame. ”

One day, the lame man and the blind man rode out of the same cart and repented. The blind man rides, and the lame man watches the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him, and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: Oh Le Oh Oh! The two fell into the ditch together.

Homophonic laughter in the sedan chair: A township meeting, because of the homonym, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimp, don't want pulp melons, pickles are too expensive."

Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open. The host said, "Pickles please sausage and pulp."

Comrades, villagers, there is enough food to eat today, let's all use big bowls).