Homophonic ancient poems and jokes are urgently needed! A collection of hilarious homophonic ancient

n country name riddles.

Two ants were walking on the road and suddenly saw a very large pear - the name of n countries.

An ant said, "Hey, big pear" (Italy).

The other ant said, "Oh, big pear" (Australia).

Hey, move (Spain).

Occasionally try (Russia).

Hug home (Bulgaria).

Nibbling pears (Kenya).

Pears are not tender (Lebanon).

Dad, Pear Paris) Hehe, those two ants are father and son.

Dad, take it? (Panama).

The ant is a mother and son, and the little ant says: Mom, come and eat (Malaysia) The mother ant says: Child, that's Madrid (mother's pear).

One of them shouted: "What is it?"

The other said: Shhh Pears (Syria).

Nuclear rot (Dutch), eat it to know inside, **

Take a bite down. ft, rotten (Finland).

A female ant climbs onto a pear--- Hungarian (chest pressed pear).

An ant grabbed it and said, "This is my pear (Austria)."

An ant took a bite of a pear and lost its teeth: by Congo).

Take another bite of the pear....Poisonous! (India).

The ant took a bite and found that the pear was not fresh anymore and said, "Woo dry (Uganda.

One ant said to another, "Brother, it's a big pear!" An ant took a bite and felt that the pear was not crispy enough, and said, "Noodles." "And pears (in Myanmar)! Hey!? luck！(Iraq).

A ant said to the ant: "Guys, what's the matter! (Jerusalem), Ant B said to Ant A: Dizzy, difficult! (Yunnan).

Ant A saw the pear and hurriedly rushed up, and Ant B hurriedly stopped: Pear, don't press it! (Libya) beetle ants are not happy:

Damn, (Mali) pears aren't yours! In the end, the two ants divided the pears and ate honeydew in their mouths! (Peru) two ants who just learned to speak, brother said:

Sister, fruit" (USA).

The clouds are lifted, the bright moon comes out, what is the sky? What the hell is it?

Lianping set it aside, and the fish came out, and it got its place! Well deserved!

The plank of the ship is opened, and the Buddha seal is out, suffocating! It's suffocating!

Wo Chun. Lying plum smells the flowers.

Lying branches away from the fairy.

The mud is warm and lying in wet water.

Lying stone up to spring green.

"Mud Spring" (you are stupid).

The mud is four sticks, (you are a pig).

Invite a kiss to the mud, (to ask who you are).

Shi Zhi replied to the pillar, (it was a big stupid pig).

Fight to lick the water and answer the teaching. (Sleep all day).

Mud four-branched pillars, (you are a pig).

The stone branch answered the pillar. (It's a big stupid pig).

"Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey

The shore is like an ancestor, I am a pig, the shore is like an ancestor, I am a pig.

The shore is like a Dai Zu, I am a stupid pig.

"Give so-and-so" A man takes a boat and doesn't give money, and the boatman kicks him off the boat. The peach blossom pond is 3,000 feet in water, I don't know if this person is dead?

"Wo Chun" (I'm stupid): "Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid" Dark plum and ghost flowers, (I have no culture), lying on the branch and hating the bottom. (I have a very low IQ).

Lying like water in the distance, (to ask who I am), easy to penetrate the spring green. A big stupid donkey. The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green.

I'm a stupid donkey

Hahaha.

At the beginning of people, they have a good nature, they are good men if they don't hand in their homework, what should I do if the teacher beats you, pick up a thin knife and do it with her, if you can't win, what should I do, go downstairs to invite Ultraman, please don't come, what to do, get out of the schoolbag on your back.

Willow branch Wen Tingyun.

The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is a long line of Mo Go. (Candle order, Go violation) exquisite dice An red beans, into the bone lovesickness do not know.

Bamboo branch Liu Yuxi.

The willows are green and the river is level, and the singing sound on the Lang River is heard.

The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, and the road is sunny but sunny. (Qingqing) homophonic couplet:

In the deep mountains where the two apes broke the wood, the little monkey also dared to saw (sentence).

A horse is trapped in the sludge, how can the old beast have a problem (hoof) - solve the lotus root because of the lotus, (why to get the couple).

There are apricots without plums, (fortunately without media).

The dog gnawed on the river (monk) bone -- Su Shi.

Water Flow Dongpo Poem (Corpse) - Buddha Seal.

Xiangyangmen is often in the first spring -- Su Shi.

Accumulate good people's celebration (罄) more than (fish) - Buddha seal.

Shigu Tian on Dan He Shang (monk).

In front of the beauty hall, the embroidery cut (Xiucai).

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light Dance (武) originated from Hanzhong (光舞: lightning; Hanzhong: Sky) lantern lantern lamp, paper (citrus) shell originally only windproof.

Drum set, tangerine peel can not be knocked half (summer).

The lotus (pity) is bitter in his heart.

Intra-abdominal acid in pears (off).

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kong Ming, it is difficult to walk around the river.

The bird is in the cage, thinking about the nest, hating Guan Yu and not flying.

Jiang Wei Jiang Wei, Lu Bu Lu Bu, Groove Nest Cao Cao).

Two boats race, the speed of the oar is not as fast as the sail.

Hundreds of pipes contend, and the flute is difficult to compare with the flute.

Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing, Xiao He are homophonic respectively: Lu Su, Fan Xu, Di Qing, Xiao He) only found so much.

You guys are, with me, the best, answer.

Ancient poems: Lying plum and smelling flowers, lying branches painting the sky.

The fish kisses the lying stone water, and the lying stone answers the spring green.

Homonym: I have no culture.

I will only farm.

Want to ask who I am.

I'm a stupid donkey.

Lying in Spring" dark plum smells of flowers, lying on the branches and hates the bottom, and the distance is like water, and it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like green.

Homophonic pronunciation I'm stupid".

I have no culture.

I have a very low IQ and want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.

It used to be like a peach dew, and the shore will make spring.

Note: The urban routine is deep, and I want to go back to the countryside.

Dark Caryophyllus Dark Caryophyllus is a large spring bamboo.

At home! This, so it is: because she knows him.

It is said that a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan came to the village to make a report:

Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!! "

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said:"Pickles please sausage pickles! "

Translation: Now the mayor of the township is invited to speak! ）

Don't want pickles, I'll pick up a shit for you to lick...

Translation: Don't speak, I'll tell you a story...

The teacher taught the students to say Dad, but the classmates all said chopping.