Share some jokes you made while playing mahjong?

Once, the father wrote a "mouth" and asked his son, "What is this?" "Whiteboard.

Dad wrote the word "East" again. The son said, "East wind."

Dad was so angry that he slapped him. The son cried and looked in the mirror and said, "Why did you hit 'Gojo' in my face?" ”

That time, one of our Chinese teachers who played mahjong all night couldn't find the blackboard eraser in class, and said, "Where did you hide the whiteboard?" ”

It's already nonsense, I don't know, I hit it again.

Last year, when the Chinese New Year, our family of four played mahjong New Year's Eve, there was a game I saw the wrong card, thought I was paste, and when everyone mixed mahjong, I found myself fried Hu, instantly embarrassed, the family laughed.

When I first came into contact with playing mahjong, I didn't know what a bar flower and a bar cannon were. As a result, I made a mistake, causing everyone to recalculate, and I lost money.

Wife, I heard that the house next door was playing mahjong again! They won you so badly last time, do you want to get it back? Give you change, hit hard, and wait for your good news!

The phone rang, and when I saw that it was my brother calling, I immediately answered it. **On the other side: "Hey, brother, we have a project, I am responsible for the bidding, divided into 4 bids at the same time, due to the rush of the construction period, you can directly enter the construction, there is currently a bid, do you consider doing it?"

I was immediately excited: "What kind of project, is it good to collect money?" "The other side:

Good collection, no advance, on-site settlement. I was ecstatic: "What project?

Now come and talk to you. "I put down the ** and rushed over at the agreed place, and I cried as soon as I entered the house. Nima, "Playing mahjong, three missing one." ”

There was a man who played an all-color banded card, Hu Qi Chicken. I was very nervous, and I couldn't wait, so I wanted to smoke a cigarette. He borrowed a lighter from the man next to him and said, "Please borrow your chicken and use it." ”

My husband always likes to go out to play mahjong after dinner every day, I didn't go out that day, I watched TV with my wife, and I fell asleep after watching it for a while, and I opened my snoring with my head drooping. His wife woke him up angrily and said, "You don't have any other hobbies except playing mahjong, I really don't understand, what does it mean to play mahjong."

When my husband heard this, he came to his senses: "What do you mean?" Go find a few people, and I'll give you a good talk. ”

My mom was going to cook, and the neighbor called my mom to play mahjong. My mother said, "My son hasn't eaten yet, so how can I hang out with you?"

Then the neighbor left. After about five minutes, the neighbor brought a plate of dumplings: "Give your son something to eat, let's go!" ”

The humorous statement about playing mahjong is as follows:

1.In the teahouse, a group of people are surrounding **.

Chake A: "I heard that there is a prodigy who is a mahjong master, who can play mahjong with his eyes closed, and can also memorize and write mahjong tiles! ”

Tea guest Obi Shiye: "Yes, I've heard that if you ask him to play mahjong and smell the cards, he will be able to play the cards he wants. ”

Chake C: "I also heard that he memorized and wrote mahjong tiles silently, by putting them in front of him, and then blindfolding, touching a card, and he could write it down! ”

2.Wife: "Husband, what part of my body do you like the most? ”

Husband: "I like your hair the most. ”

Wife: "And what part of me do you dislike the most? ”

Husband: "I don't like your hat the most. ”

3.Wife: "Husband, do I look good in this dress? ”

Husband: "Beautiful, like a fairy. "Return.

Wife: "How do you see me wearing this dress? ”

Husband: "Look at you like a fool in that outfit. ”

Hopefully, the above information will be helpful to you.

1. Fight a bicycle into a motorcycle, bet on a motorcycle to become a sleepy Land Rover.

2. Other people play mahjong are three missing hall one, and I play mahjong is one missing three.

3. Every game must arrive, never late Wang Soyan arrives.

4. Mahjong plays well, indicating that there are brains, mahjong playing fine, indicating that it is very attentive, mahjong playing fine, indicating that it understands the economy, and mahjong plays all night, indicating that it is motivated.

In fact, it is "four groups plus one pair".

A group of three identical tiles is called a "pong".

Three connected cards in a group is called "eating".

A group of four identical tiles is known as a kong

Two identical cards are a pair, which is the so-called "finch head", and you can't win without a finch head.

Four groups plus a pair "can be played, or it can be held in the hand, this is the door clear card, that is, the above "nm can be zero" statement.

Mahjong starting hand 13, 4 groups of play left one, the so-called "big crane" is to make up for the remaining pair of birds.

I won't say much about how to draw cards, there are a lot of tricks.

Bring your RP to play mahjong, it's important!