Does anyone have a classic joke? Bad jokes can also be very classic, very funny

It is recommended that you go to see Crazy, Gui Bao this manga, which is super cold.

100,000 Bad Jokes".

There is a pair of lovers in the park who are sweet, and the girl coquettishly said to her husband: I have a toothache The boy kissed the girl and asked: Does it still hurt?

The girl said it didn't hurt anymore! After a while, the girl said coquettishly: Husband, my neck hurts!

The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked if it still hurt this time. The girl said happily: It doesn't hurt anymore!

An old lady next to her stood and watched for a long time, and couldn't help but step forward and ask the young man: Young man, you are really divine, can you cure hemorrhoids?

There is a piece of ice. He was very cold, cold. Then he froze to death Wang Jingwei was a big traitor. His actions aroused popular outrage- The crowd unanimously decided to throw him into the sea. This is Jingwei reclamation.

Cuckold: A friend of mine surnamed Silver loves to joke with me.

Once, he pointed to my head and said, "How do I see you wearing a 'cuckold'?" ”

I said, "It's not your fault! (He laughs) ......Who told your silver daughters to taste it for themselves before they get married?! ”

1. Five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and I gave a hundred yuan bill

Feed! Your son is here, and if you don't want us to tear up the ticket, you will exchange yourself for him! ”

The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said:

Tear it up, you don't even have 5 yuan after tearing it! ”

After Xiao Wang came back from the blind date, the matchmaker aunt couldn't wait to ask: "What kind of meeting?" I don't like it. ”

Xiao Wang: "It's not bad, the girl should be quite satisfied with me, I washed my face three times in a while, maybe for the sake of beauty, wash my face and make up for something." ”

When the aunt heard it, she was so happy, at this moment, the girl called the aunt **, and said: "Auntie, I'm really sorry, I think it's better to forget it, the blind date is too boring, I washed my face three times in the middle... Didn't fall asleep. ”

Living in the school, the weather was hot at night, and there was no electricity, so I spread the mat to the corridor to sleep. As soon as I lay down, I was surrounded by mosquito formations....Rummaging through the cabinet and finding a plate of mosquito coils, lighting them and putting them under the soles of their feet, then they fell asleep peacefully....Less than an hour later, I was awakened by a man's scream, and I was furious, and I saw a figure trembling and saying, "You, your uncle!"

It's scary enough to lay a straw mat in the corridor, and burn pillar incense...

Every night I pray to God, O God! Give it a girl! Many years have passed, and although my wish has not been fulfilled, I have proved that God does not understand Chinese.

1.Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?

Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

3.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

4.Question: Which is the worst one, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Reason: Eraser (eraser difference).

5.Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

6.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

7.Question: Which historical figure is the most indebted?

Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

8.Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9?

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?

Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

10.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.

Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?

Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.

Reason: Little white two

13.Question: Which number of 30-50 is worse than the bear's poop!

Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than male (bear) arguments.

14.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Reason: Coaxing in.

Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Reason: Still coaxing.

15.Who's black-toothed?

Reason: mai-a-hee (ant tooth black).

I think this is a super hilarious classic joke.

There was a family who went to see a play, and they bought tickets upstairs, but the little boy always leaned on the railing and looked down, listening to the work.

The staff came over and said, "You take good care of the children, don't let them."

He fell, downstairs was a VIP seat, and he fell down to make up the ...... ticket”