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Anonymous users2024-02-051.I miss my childhood: I remember the elementary school teacher scolding me:
I'll slap you out! "I wanted to laugh but I didn't dare to laugh. 2.
When we were in junior high school, our teachers asked us to evaluate ourselves. That's what I said:"Rice comes to reach out", My colleague continued:
Lao Jiang! The whole class burst into laughter, even a giant cold! 4.
In junior high school, I was in physical education class, I was sick that day, I was a member of the sports committee, and after everyone lined up, I originally wanted to give the leave note to the physical education teacher, but it turned out to be a dime note, and I didn't react, and said "I'll take a leave" After that, everyone laughed, and some people said "bribery", "too corrupt", "not enough" The teacher was also very happy, and in a week, I became the topic of ,,, cold. . . 5.A woman was walking at night, and suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug gesture, and stepping forward with a kick.
The man fell to the ground and cried, saying, "It's the third piece, who did I provoke, is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?"
Remember.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04When a student was caught climbing over the wall, the principal asked, "Why did you climb over the wall?" The student pointed to his shirt and said:
Metersbonwe, off the beaten path! The headmaster asked, "How did you climb over such a high wall?"
The student pointed to his pants and said, "Li Ning, everything is possible!" The principal said angrily
What does it feel like to circumvent the wall? The student pointed to his shoes and said, "Xtep, the feeling of flying!"
The next day, the students exited the main entrance. The principal asked in surprise: "Why didn't you climb over the wall today?"
The student pointed to his whole body and said, "Anta, I choose, I like it!" The headmaster was furious and said
I remember you as a big one. The student was dissatisfied and asked, "Why?"
I didn't make a mistake. The principal sneered and said, "Dynamic Zone, my territory listens to me!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-03"I'll help you remember. Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly remembered something after sitting down for a few seconds, he jumped up and pointed at Wen De and said, "Don't forget our rules - don't bring your newly found family members to show off when the time comes!" ”
1 When the hunter encounters a tiger, he pretends to be calm and glares at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger knelt down with his hands folded, and the hunter said proudly: "You know it's amazing!"
After a while, the tiger said quietly: After praying, prepare for dinner. 2A man bought a parrot and wanted it to learn civilized language, so he passed by it every morning and said:
Good morning. "Saying that he was not in good spirits that morning, and did not say anything when he passed by it, the bird glared coldly at him and said:"Hey, what's wrong with you today.
..3 John the Younger taught his parrot to speak:"Follow me on:
I can walk. " "I can walk. "The parrot followed. "I can talk.
I can talk. "The parrot said it beautifully. "I can fly. "The parrot said without hesitation
You brag. "4 American Chinese character researchers returned home after an inspection in China and complained: Chinese are too immodest, I just got out of the airport and saw a big sign:
China is very good (banks)! As a result, agriculture is very good, and industry and commerce are very good ......5 athletes shot the basketball, not even five times, the coach said: "Stupid!
Look at me! "I also voted five times and still didn't enter, "See?" That's what you just voted!
"I'll help you remember. Sui Xiong nodded with satisfaction, and suddenly remembered something after sitting down for a few seconds, he jumped up and pointed at Wen De and said, "Don't forget our rules - don't bring your newly found family members to show off when the time comes!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-02The young soldier received a letter from his hometown, and when he opened the envelope, he took out a blank piece of paper. "What's going on? ”
A friend asked. "Here's the thing," said the soldier, "I had a fight with my fiancée when I left my hometown, and since then we haven't spoken to anyone." ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Master, why do you keep saying Amitabha ? ＂
Donor, I think as a monk, it's too vulgar to express emotions with ahhh
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