Sketch Sick or Not Sick lines, elementary school students sketch Pretending to Be Sick lines

I said that Tieling District 3, 6 counties, and Cangzhou County are the largest counties, and the doctor told me that the prostate is the largest county!

Do a good job, you still have a step, maybe you will be transferred to the prostate as a county magistrate!

Kicking the ball and going to the feet?

The end point was in the anorectal department, I arrived at the anorectal department, and the doctor took such a big magnifying glass and looked at it, and said, "It's broken, you have teeth here, or go back to the dental department to pull it out."

What is sinus arrhythmia?

Performer introduction

Zhao Benshan, born in Shizuigou, Lianhua Township, Kaiyuan City, Tieling, is a folk performing arts wizard who grew up in crops. Since childhood, he has studied art with his second uncle, and the prototype of the famous three-stringed wrestling is his second uncle. Zhao Benshan's comedy sketches are well-known to women and children, and he has won the first prize of the Spring Festival Gala of ** TV station for many years, and has been praised by the audience as "Red Laughing Star", "Sketch King", "Earth God", "Oriental Chaplin", "Chinese Laughing Star" and other reputations.

The lines of the elementary school student's sketch "Pretending to Be Sick" are as follows:

1, please enjoy my son: Xi Hao, Xi Sheng shouted Bu Hao, ohyeah, finally finished my homework, let me turn on the TV and watch the program preview, wow!! "Ultra Slow vs. Transformers", the time is nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and tomorrow is Monday to go to school, oops!!

Why did this noisy TV station play at this time? What to do? You have to watch TV, but you have to take classes, think of the best of both worlds, there you have it!

That's how to pretend to be sick.

2. Mom: Son, it's time to get up, it's 7:30, and you're going to be late if you don't get up again!

Son: Mom, I'm not feeling well, I'm so uncomfortable. Mom:

What's wrong? Mom, look at you, you don't have a fever! What the hell is going on with you?

3. Son: I am weak, my limbs are weak, my mind is dizzy, and my stomach hurts. Anyway, if you don't feel well, you may not be able to go to school!

4. Mom: My poor child! I'm going to get you some breakfast for you.

Hey! I suddenly thought of something: this morning at nine o'clock in the morning, there is "Ultra Slow vs. Transformers", is he not going to go to school to watch TV! Let's take a look!

Son: Hahahaha, I'm so smart, ohyes, ohyes.

5. Dad: This guy turned out to be pretending to be sick, see if I don't beat him. Mom: No, don't rush to beat him is not a way, I have a solution, let's go to the doctor and teach him a lesson!! Go-la, kid, let's go to the doctor.

6. Son: Do you really want to go to the hospital? Mom:

Definitely, if you are sick, you have to go to the doctor. Mom: Look at how sick you are, you must go, hurry up and get dressed!

Son: I gave up to watch TV! Go to the hospital and get some medicine and come back.

Guo Degang's cross talk "You are sick, you have medicine" covers hand fighting.

The lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch "Sick or Not Sick":

B: Hurry up and sit here, the doctor has the final say, let you hold your urine, and you will know who is big and who is small.

A: It is necessary to say that the soaking urine is the largest.

B: Why are you disobedient, ask you to drink water, won't you be done with soaking your urine, and listen to other people's acres and threes of land.

A: Strong, I can't drink it, so I'll go through the whole dish.

B: This is a hospital, this is not a restaurant, you are drinking here, people say you.

A: You can get some peanuts on the hour.

B: If people want to urinate, just drink water.

A: I want to urinate.

B: The doctors have said that after holding this soak of urine, you will know to see if there are stones and sand in your kidneys, and then take a look.

Do you have anything in your blood?

A: If you have some cement in your blood, you can go home and build a tiled house.

B: You may be able to bear it if you raise the bar with me.

A: Yo B: Da Zhuang.

C: Isn't this three uncles and three aunts?

B: Let's Tunzi, that pig is so strong.

A: This kid looks good.

B: This guy is fat.

C: What are you two doing here, what are you waiting for?

A: Wait for urine.

C: Waiting for urine? It's for you to do.

B: The doctor told him to soak and pee.

A: When I came in the morning, my son told me, saying that it was you, don't pee, go to the hospital and then sprinkle, your first soak of urine has the highest nutritional value, and you can find out everything there.

C: Third uncle, maybe I didn't let you do those prostate or something.

A: Which county is the prostate?

C: Third uncle, the prostate is not a county.

A: It's a region.

C: The prostate is a thing in you.

B: Where's that gland?

C: Prostate prostate, it's in the front.

Guo Degang's copy of the cross talk "You are sick, you have medicine".

Guo Degang, male, born on January 18, 1973, is a native of Tianjin, a cross talk actor, a movie and TV series actor, and a TV talk show host. In 1979, he devoted himself to the art world, first studied storytelling with his predecessor Gao Qinghai, and then followed the famous cross talk master Chang Baofeng to learn cross talk, and then studied under the cross talk master Hou Yaowen. During this period, he also studied Peking Opera, Ping Opera, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and traveled to the pear orchard for many years.

In 1996, he founded Beijing Deyun Club. Since 2005, Guo Degang and his Deyun Club have sprung up, making the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realizing the second revival of cross talk.

Main works: "Loser", "My Little Friend", "Happy Comedian", "Oba, You're So Handsome".

I heard it in Guo Degang's cross talk, but I forgot which one, saying that you have medicine? Are you sick? How much do you want? How many do you have? How much do you eat, how much do you eat, are you sick?

The name of the sketch is "Psychological Clinic".