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Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling.
Scene: Classroom.
Two: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Two: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Duo: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Two: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Two: No repentance.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Two: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
The two fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script line group secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The two fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!
League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?
Xiaoling: Yes!
League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!
League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!
Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, same
Duo: Just say it!
League Secretary: Same as what!
The two fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: No strength!
League secretary: Come on, let's work together!
The two of them lay down: Alas!
Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class.
League Secretary: Let's eat!
Two: Yay!
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One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly, "Why do you just call good morning?" What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”
Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly
And what about me at night? The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, good evening!"
The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" The students shouted in unison
Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! ”
The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”
Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”
Student: "It's a bad day. ”
Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”
Student: "The road is empty. ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar." ”
Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”
Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”
Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”
Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”
Teacher: "You are stupid. ”
Student: "We're smart. ”
Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"
Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”
Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”
Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”
Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”
Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”
Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”
Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”
Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”
Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”
Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”
The teacher walked out of the classroom with the handouts in his arms.
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